I need to ramp up my humor. TM doesn't laugh at my jokes anymore.

[Midlodemocrat]

Her friends laugh to the point of peeing themselves, but she just rolls her eyes and says to them "I've lived with her all my life, I'm used to her"

Any suggestions? I'm thinking of adding a bunny and a midget clown covered in buttons to my routine.

[CreekDog]

1. try more physical humor

:D

[TZ]

2. huh.

So she doesn't find it funny when you call her freeper anymore..strange child...:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I just called her a goober on FB. Was that wrong?

[CreekDog]

9. What? My idea gets no response?

You're dead to me. :eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Like what pratfalls? Do you KNOW how many times I've fallen

down the stairs? Seriously. Just two weeks ago I almost RIchardson'd myself in the hall.

[CreekDog]

12. I don't even know what a Richardson is

:wtf:

don't assume i watch nearly as much WWE as you. :D

[Midlodemocrat]

14. As in fall down and die from a blow to the head, RIchardson.

Do you live under a rock, CreekPuppy?

[CreekDog]

16. ohhhhhhh

:rofl:

wait a minute :wtf: :spank:

[CreekDog]

5. Maybe she's like the dad in "Get A Life"

i mean i could see that.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. No. I'm more like the mom in Still Standing.

On the humor front, anyway. Not the neglect front.

[CreekDog]

10. oh, then ignore my last post

:evilgrin:

[bluesbassman]

3. Record yourself and post on youtube.

That's the only place my 13yr old finds anything funny.

[taterguy]

6. When in doubt, go for the dick joke

Robin Williams.

Really

http://thinkexist.com/quotation/when_in_doubt-go_for_the_dick_joke/331383.html

[CreekDog]

7. You should be like the kid therapist on "Two and a Half Men"

she makes me laugh. :P

[trof]

13. Get a slapstick. Or a Whoopee Cushion. Works every time.

The phrase comes from the battacchio—called the 'slap stick' in English—a club-like object composed of two wooden slats used in Commedia dell'arte. When struck, the battacchio produces a loud smacking noise, though little force is transferred from the object to the person being struck. Actors may thus hit one another repeatedly with great audible effect while causing very little actual physical damage. Along with the inflatable bladder (of which the whoopee cushion is a modern variant), it was among the earliest forms of special effects that could be carried on one's person.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slapstick

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

15. Can the clown make balloon animals?

Because those always make a situation festive.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. I'm just talking normal everyday stuff here.

My online persona is pretty much like my IRL persona ie, I don't take a whole lot seriously. No, I don't take much of anything seriously.

[arcadian]

18. More foul language and insert more bodily functions references. eom

[Parche]

19. Still using those one-liners?

:shrug: :hi: :hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

20. I prefer to call them witty rejoinders.

[SKKY]

21. DS1 could provide you some "fresh" material...

...they may not laugh, but at the very least they'll be left speechless.