Wouldn't it be cool if they discussed the NFL Draft in church instead of

[MrPerson]

Jesus.

Maybe hold a couple mock drafts.

The Church of ESPN.

[Shell Beau]

1. Nah! I hear way too much sports anyway!

[MrPerson]

2. Then make it Neighborhood Gossip.

[Shell Beau]

3. Well I enjoy hearing the stories of the Bible.

I could come up with a different religion like Peter Griffin did. You know he did the Church of the Fonz. :)

[MrPerson]

6. I'd go to a Church of the Tube Top.

[Yavin4]

4. Dear Lord, Please Don't Let The Lions Take Another WR With Their Top Pick

Can I get an amen?

[MrPerson]

5. May they pick a nice Offensive Tackle or a nice Shutdown Corner

[Chan790]

7. I've heard that it's Matt Stafford, QB, Georgia...

pretty much a stone-cold lock as long as he doesn't have some absurd salary demand. He's a QB going #1 overall though, he's going to have an absurd salary demand.

Of the three guys most people expect could be the #1 overall (Matt Stafford (QB), Aaron Curry (projects as either a DE or LB in the NFL depending who you ask), Jason Smith(OT)), I think you're going to be fine.

[MrPerson]

13. On second thought a Franchise QB is a must.

[LanternWaste]

8. You assume we don't?

You assume we don't? Apostate! :evilgrin:

Come football season, it's the number two topic in church, the first being bar-b-q, with religion and all that other stuff with crunchy goodness taking a distant third. :P

[madinmaryland]

9. Dude! Don't forget the Roid Church over in the sports forum.

The twins are worshipping the Barry God over there!

[MrPerson]

12. I fall to sleep everynight to ESPN Sports Radio.

Needless to say I sleep alone.

[SoxFan]

10. Notre Dame vs. BYU

[rurallib]

11. if they twist football like they do Jesus

football discussed in church would probably resemble cricket.

[MrPerson]

14. My church would have cheerleaders.