Ask me only yes or no questions

[Haole Girl]

I have insomnia & I'm on my iPhone....

Please? :hi:

[Inchworm]

1. Now?

:evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

4. Yes

[Pierre.Suave]

2. is it a 3G iPhone?

[Haole Girl]

5. Yes

[Richard Steele]

3. Have you stopped beating your wife?

[Haole Girl]

6. ?

[Inchworm]

7. whoa.... trick question

kinda cool in a sick way.

:P

[Haole Girl]

8. No

[Richard Steele]

15. Oh, you kids today!. No appreciation for the CLASSICS. nm

[Haole Girl]

16. You have to remember

I grew up under a rock!

[Richard Steele]

21. Well, I grew up in central PA...

I can't pretend to UNDERSTAND your childhood,
but I can certainly SYMPATHIZE.

:hug:

[Haole Girl]

22. Out of curiosity

What was the classic? Hey, I'm not getting any sleep now. I'm screwn,too, since I work tomorrow (today...in 5 hours :-( )

[Richard Steele]

23. That's the classic "SETUP yes-or-no question": Have you stopped beating your wife?

You answer "yes" or "no", you're a wife-beater either way!

Today's crop of flame-baiting "conservative" commentators
make their LIVING on questions like that.
Questions that sound REASONABLE, but have no good answer.

The first rule of WAR is: Know your enemy.

Learn what your enemy does, and become familiar with the tools
he uses to do it with.

Do you see what I'm getitng at here?

[Haole Girl]

24. I think so

Thanks

[Richard Steele]

29. I'm probably not explaining it very well...

...but I'm happy that you are catching on.

There are about 1000 DUer's who are smarter than me
and 5000 who are better at explaining things.

Ask around- tell them that Dick Steele sent you.
Sooner or later, much will become clear.

[Haole Girl]

30. I think I've asked enough questions

for anybody's lifetime.

[quakerboy]

9. Whats the answer?

[Haole Girl]

10. Hell if I know!

:P

[quakerboy]

17. wheres my yes or no? I want closure on this, bygum.

[Haole Girl]

18. Ask something I can answer yes or no to then!

Can't you people follow simple instructions?! :P

[quakerboy]

25. All I want is the answer. Whats so hard about that?

[Haole Girl]

26. All I want is a question

So there! :P

[quakerboy]

27. MY question is "what is the answer?"

Series!?!. Why is this turning into a whole process and hoop te do?

[Haole Girl]

28. I give up

:rofl:

[quakerboy]

31. Why do people always say that to me?

I just don't get it.

[Inchworm]

11. He just grinned.. an' shook my hand.. and NO was all he said

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-xQoNDFwlE

I got up just to post this. I'm bad ;)

:*

[Haole Girl]

12. Can't look at YouTube at the moment

I have a sleepy cat & a snoring hubby next to me.

[av8rdave]

13. Do you walk or carry your lunch to work?

[Haole Girl]

14. I carry my lunch as I walk into work

My head hurts. Is this an IQ test?

Edit: typo

[omega minimo]

19. how many fingers am I holding up?

[Haole Girl]

20. Dammit

Four. That was NOT a yes/no question!!

[begin_within]

32. Yes or no?

[Deja Q]

33. Is the iPhone more comfy than your chair?

:wow:


Bad joke.

:hug:

Better question: Will you recharge your iPhone when the battery goes out?

[LostInAnomie]

34. Did you finally get over your pornography addiction?

[omega minimo]

35. Mathew McConaughey?

[Deep13]

36. no

[Brother Buzz]

37. Is it true, fat boys can make it in Santa Monica?