Please accept my apology

[MrScorpio]

Looks like the MrScorpio Awesomeness Average is down sixty points over the last two months. Not a great trend, for sure.

That spells trouble for you guys, as my awesomeness here in the Lounge and DU at large doesn't have quite the kick that you're used to.

Personally, I suspect a campaign to naked short sell my awesomeness shares, but I need proof of that.

And the last thing I need to do is worry about restructuring as a prerequisite for accepting some kind of government awesomeness bailout.

That being said, please know that I will dedicate myself to regain my previous level of awesomeness through a campaign of rec generating threads and more appearances on the Greatest Page.

And cool MrScorpio games. We all know how much you love 'em.


After all, if this keeps up, I may end up like Rabrrrrr. Can't let that happen.

[Skittles]

1. GET WITH THE PROGRAM, SWEETHEART

or I WILL kick your ass :hi:

[supernova]

2. My hedge fund is 56% leveraged

in favor of your stocks, so I'm counting on you, Mr Scorpio to keep me in the champagne and caviar to which I have become accustomed.

:patriot:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I short sold you with the eagerness of a couple scatmongers fighting over a colostomy bag

Which means, of course, that I have an entire program in place to ensure that your awesomeness level goes to zero.

[lildreamer316]

4. Oh.MY.God.

never had a post title almost make me gag before; very good job sir!:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. One never really knows what's gonna come after the name "Rabrrrrrr" in a post...

:rofl:

Thanks!

:7

[flvegan]

6. And if I may say so

that's one of the very best things about seeing the name "Rabrrrrrr" pop up.

:thumbsup: