I'm thinking about buying a gan.

[Dangerously Amused]

five of them, actually.

[Ptah]

1. agin?

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Then I would change my user name to fivegan.

[Ptah]

4. That went right past me, *honking* *shouting* screaming* and I still missed it.

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

7. Hee hee.

:*

:hi:

[BeachBaby]

2. Wow.

I don't know if I could handle one gan, nevermind five. :rofl:

Nice copycat, babe. :thumbsup:

[Dangerously Amused]

5. You are my inspiration.

:7

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I'd be afraid one or more would go off

and shoot you in the tits. :scared:









Note: Normally, I don't use that word. But in this case, the humor quotient was too great to pass up. :hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

8. lol!

Hey, good to see you 'round these here parts.

:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. My internets time has been somewhat limited lately

Been packin' up my life and movin' it west-northwest.

:hug:

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Oh? Do tell!

Spill it, brother! Good news, I hope.

:bounce:


(It would be better news, of course, if you were moving to the Midwest. But I digress.)

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Other direction

About 45 miles, to Santa Cruz — one of the most liberal cities in the U.S. :bounce:

I was supposed to take residence tomorrow, but it's lookin' like it may be postponed a coupla days. :(

[BeachBaby]

12. You just keep moving further and further away from the rest of us.

You suck! :P :hi: :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Meh — It's in the same area code, even

On a wall-sized map of the U.S., it'd be about a quarter of an inch. :P

[MrScorpio]

14. Congratulations

You've decided to purchase a gan.

The National Gan Manufacturers of America (NGMA) hope that the gan that you purchase will be one built right here in the USofA.

We promise that our selection of gans are the finest made in the entire world and you won't be disappointed with your purchase.

All in All, we hope that you agree the thousands of employees who carry the NGMA brand who say that it's nothing like owning a gan to tell the world that you are an American.



American Gans, the finest, the best and for you.

[Liberal_in_LA]

15. I'm for gan control!

[Dangerously Amused]

16. I plan on buying only the very finest USDA Grade A gan.

Sir!

:patriot:

[flvegan]

17. I'd sell you mine, but

then where would I be.

[TZ]

19. -5gan---duh!

:P

[BeachBaby]

20. Really?

It depends. If he sells only one of his five, he'd be a fourgan. If he sells all of his gans, then he's an Ogan.

Right? Christ - I need more Motrin. :P

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Well if you sold me your gans, I'd be all over them.

So I expect you'd be no more than several very happy inches away at all times.

[DS1]

18. Better pick up a snorkel. too

or so I hear

[Dangerously Amused]

22. A snorkel? Really? Uh oh.