As I stumbled in the dark, seaching for antiquity

[MrScorpio]

I noticed how birds preen their feathers as a sign of propriety


You?

[HopeHoops]

1. Shit, I just stubbed my toe.

How did you even see the birds?

[MrScorpio]

2. An infrequent drumbeat reflects the rhythm of the drummer

But does this mean than carrots should be licensed by the state?

[HopeHoops]

3. Wait, are you trying to say...

... that I didn't need to send in all those checks with those carrot registration certificates?

Shit!

[MrScorpio]

4. As both buffalo and pomeranians are accustomed to their own particular oeuvre

So must an un-tuned piano play a different song from the one that was intended

[MrScorpio]

5. If you can dig a deep enough hole in the ground until the Sun stares back at you..

Then both day and night would vacate their divorce degree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOpUD_9xbZs

[IntravenousDemilo]

6. Havana cigars are an unaccustomed luxury for oysters.

But escargots are all at sea without their salt.

[MrScorpio]

7. The dreams of lemons and cashews are a mystery to taxidermists

But the aspirations of ivy indicate a predilection for world domination

[IntravenousDemilo]

8. Orange traffic pylons may be alternated with green as an act of erudition,

but soon the rains will come for everyone.

[MrScorpio]

9. As icebergs leverage their mass to obtain mobility, I celebrate their quest for freedom

But since they travel without an agenda, I decry their confusion

[flying rabbit]

11. millipedes oscillate on their own frequency

knowing their banter, I would assume an ulterior motif.

[MrScorpio]

12. I once dared to peel a banana because I wanted to see its naked flesh

But reconsidering my lustful action, I ate the fruit to spare it the shameful embarrassment

[mikelewis]

10. As my finger slipped through the paper mesh and brushed past my asshole,

I noticed my finger now smelled of shit.

You?

[MrScorpio]

13. I once tried to befriend a fallen leaf in my back yard...

But since it ended up in a plastic bag and in the local dump, doesn't bode well for how I treat my friends

[MrScorpio]

14. In looking at the knife on my Gerber tool, I reflected on the plight of ancient ninjas

Then I realized that I wasn't holding a tool, I was holding the future of baseball in South Korea.