Bah! Best of Top Gear tonight.

[GOPisEvil]

However, this is the Caravan Holiday episode, which is pretty damned funny.

[flvegan]

1. Yup.

That's why I haven't done the thread this or last week.

This is the nice extended version of the caravan holiday, too.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Good Lord, what a crap-ass car they chose.

I wouldn't choose a KIA for anything, let alone tow a trailer.

[flvegan]

3. I see from the tease that they're showing the Gallardo Spyder

which Clarkson subsequently bought.

That Kia is desperately horrible. Of course, every time I hear the word Kia, I laugh reliving Top Gear's "Pacific Rim" show. I don't know if a show has made me laugh so hard.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Oh my. That is one sexy beast.

The Lambo, of course.

[flvegan]

6. Most fun you can have for the price of a modest house in Florida.

Jesus, what was I thinking when I bought this place??!!

[GOPisEvil]

8. Yeah...roof over one's head...no roof on one's Lambo...

Tough one that.

[MorningGlow]

5. Great stuff

(Train whistle)
James: I find it rather romantic.
Richard: Don't say THAT! We're in the same bed!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[flvegan]

7. Richard Hammond and James May are sharing a bed.

I'm ringing the Daily Mail.

--Clarkson

[MorningGlow]

11. Yeah, anything to get the tabloids off Jeremy's back

From the Daily Mail today...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1169635/Jeremy-Clarkson-test-drives-jetski-Caribbean--hides-paunch.html

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

21. omg, this is hysterical

Clarkson was left embarrassed after he was locked in a portable toilet by a prankster for several minutes.

He was trapped in the loo when a man stacked a pile of tyres by the doors.

He eventually managed to free himself, but the incident was filmed by several people on their mobile phones and uploaded on to YouTube.

:spray: :rofl:

dg

[GOPisEvil]

9. God, Michael Gambon is hilarious!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

10. Seeing that practice spin out, I found it funny

you could see Stiggy in the background...no reaction.

[GOPisEvil]

12. I sometimes wonder if that guy has a pulse.

[GOPisEvil]

13. Dammit!! They had this Porsche Cayenne vs skydiver on Thursday!

Fie on thee, BBC America!

[flvegan]

15. Yes! See below. I KNEW I had just seen this!

I thought it was last Sunday, but yes it was Thursday.

Idiots!

[GOPisEvil]

16. Hamster is correct. That thing is BUTT UGLY.

I would much rather have the supercharged Range Rover Sport.

[flvegan]

17. Agreed. And as Clarkson has proven already

the Sport can outmaneuver (for a while) a Challenger tank.

[GOPisEvil]

18. Porsche should just make one model.

Everything other than the 911 is butt ugly.

OK, I will allow them to make Boxsters, providing they never sell one to a man. :)

[flvegan]

19. Have you seen the new Panamera?

Blasphemy!

And yes, no fella should be driving a Boxster. Ever. Unless he's a valet.

[GOPisEvil]

20. Same lazy design studio.

The Panamera is disgustingly ugly. Just horrible.

[flvegan]

22. Even Lambo killed their recent 4 door idea.

Porsche should have done the same.

Laziest exterior design team ever.

[GOPisEvil]

23. There is a 4 door Lambo.

It's called the Audi S8. ;)

[flvegan]

14. Whoever is putting this together, they had the Cayenne v Red Devil

on last week's "Best of..." I do believe.

Idiots.

On edit: GOP is right, it was Thursday.