My son, Ian, and PiGuy were commiserating on the phone tonight.

[BeachBaby]

Justin, Ian and I were playing Monopoly. Ian ran out of money and real estate, and got all huffy. He said he wanted to talk to PiGuy, so I dialed him up and put Ian on the phone.

Ian disappeared into the other room. Then, all we hear is evil laughter. This went on for about 10 minutes. He hands the phone back to me, saying nothing, but with a big-ass smirk on his face. He won't talk. And neither will PiGuy.

This just CANNOT be good.

[TZ]

1. Why does this not surprise me

However since I know one of the people mentioned has a BIG mouth you will find out soon I think...:)

[BeachBaby]

4. Are you kidding me?

I KNOW that PiGuy won't say anything. And Ian is just enjoying this way too much - he's got something on Mom now. :scared:

[TZ]

7. Come on

I know you can get him to speak..he's easily bribable I believe...;).

[BeachBaby]

8. Not from this distance.

He's working his evil magic from 1100 miles away. Scary stuff, eh?

[TZ]

9. We shall see

I still remember someone swearing me to ultra secrecy and then promptly blowing it less than a day later....:rofl:

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11. Look, I just offered the poor kid (youngest in the family BTW) some words of encouragement

on how to get even. :evilgrin:

And, of course, I offered my services as well. Watch your back, BB. The fellas are plotting... :rofl:

[TZ]

15. So what do I have to do to bribe you. er make you blab...

err tell ME what you are up too. YOu know I won't tell....O8)

BTW, as for Ian being the youngest..anyone who sings "Don't fear the Reaper" in front of company is someone who has a lot of confidence in themselves I think...:)

[Dr. Strange]

2. That reminds me...

tell Ian to use a PURPLE hose. He'll know what it means.

[BeachBaby]

5. Dude. WTF.

Why not RED?

[Dr. Strange]

10. Red attracts fleas and retains heat.

Seriously: purple.

[flvegan]

3. Did PiGuy offer Ian some sort of bailout?

That socialist bastid!

[BeachBaby]

6. I have no effin idea.

Scarier still, PiGuy's laugh sounded downright evil before he hung up. He ain't talkin'.

[3.14158675309]

12. I got the idea from Barack!

:hide:

[flvegan]

13. That Muslin Kenyan!?

Terrorist! He's not even 'merican!

You know, there's a tea bag joke in here somewhere, but I'm just not going to look for it.

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14. And he's not even all black neither!

She-yid. (cue the dueling banjos)