Chuggo to perform at the Buffalo Tea Party

[AngryAmish]

<http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1418811> from the Hannity boards:

"Walt Heimermann FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
President, Lakeshore Productions, Inc.
Tel. [phone]
[e-mail]

Lakeshore Productions, Inc. is proud to announce that up-and-coming urban music sensation Chuggo will be providing free entertainment to protestors at this week’s Buffalo Tea Party, scheduled for April 18th at The W Club.

Chuggo, whose birth name is Gary Switling, describes himself as a “free market conservative dedicated to preserving the values of hard work that made this country great.” His philosophy often is reflected in his musical work, such as his populist anthem “The People” and arguably his best-known song, “Ahh! C’mon!” which he describes as “a young man’s lament upon seeing excessive tax withholding in his weekly paycheck.” When performing, Chuggo is never seen without his ubiquitous golden skull staff, which he states symbolizes the sad, impending death of capitalism in America.

Chuggo’s early life in inner-city Toronto was marked with poverty and numerous run-ins with the law. It was not until landing a dishwashing job at the local Olive Garden restaurant that Chuggo learned the value of hard work and dedication. After using his life experiences to further his musical career, Chuggo eventually moved to the United States and became an American citizen after becoming disgusted with the Canadian health care system, which he described as “wickedly socialist.”

Lakeshore Productions, Inc. President and CEO Walt Heimermann said of Chuggo: “Chuggo truly represents the future of conservativism in America and its relevance to the younger generation. While the country-western music community has long trumpeted the values of the right, it’s a refreshing change to see Chuggo bring the ideas of Reagan and Gingrich to the hip-hop and R&B world.”

When asked why he volunteered to entertain participants in the nationwide Tea Party protests, Chuggo said, “It was a no-brainer for me. In some town somewhere across the country, you are going to find the next Samuel Adams. You are going to find the next John Hancock. It’s not just about bringing tea bags to a public event and railing against taxes. It’s about the future of this country, and where you want see it going for the next generation. Do you want to see America, the land of the brave, or do you want to see us return to the days of the Soviet Union? It’s all up to us.”

The Buffalo Tea Party is planned for Saturday, April 18th at The W Club, located at 199 Delaware Avenue. The event is planned to take place between 1:00 pm and 5:00 pm. Chuggo will be performing from 1:30 pm until 2:30 pm, and will then be taking part in the march to Niagara Square.

For more information on Chuggo and his future appearances and perfromances, please contact Walt Heimermann at [e-mail] . "

[ForrestGump]

1. "It was not until landing a dishwashing job at the local Olive Garden restaurant..."

Uh-oh. This cannot end well.

And what is Buffalo Tea? Do they serve it at Olive Garden? Sounds unappetizing...



Hope Chuggo chugs a chugload of it...any hoser who gives up health care because he's afraid of The Socialists, while professing to use his considerably skull-staff toting skills to further the cause of Reagan and Gingrich, is not the kind of immigrant we need. Sorry, Canadians, but I vote that we repatriate this little dweeb.

The most surprising thing about this piece, I have to say, is that it'd seem to NOT be a parody. :scared:

[whistler162]

3. Think Buffalo wings but with

tea bags instead of chicken wings!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. If this is true.....if this is true......

.....then I renounce Chuggo forever!!!!!

No, Chuggo, no! Say it isn't so!!!!!

[TZ]

4. .

you can fool some of the people some of the time....but can you fool all of the people? ;)

[LynneSin]

7. your quote is wrong: you can fool some of the people some of the time....but won't get fooled again

silly girl!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. No, no, no!

Fool me once....shame....shame on you....fool me twice....um.....don't get fooled again!

Get it right!

[DS1]

5. The circle is complete

[AngryAmish]

6. I just wonder who around here trolls the Hannity boards

The Olive Garden totally gave it away. It wasn't me.

[mainegreen]

8. Ok, fess up youz. Who's responsible?

:thumbsup:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. A little bird tells me there is going to be some press coverage of the event.

Namely, the esteemed Lockport Union-Sun Journal. What will they say? What will be reported? We can only wait and see.

[petronius]

10. I don't believe anything Walt says until I hear it from Asher

Will there be a conference call?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. One is scheduled within 15 minutes! nt

[old mark]

13. " The greatest creative mind of his generation". I enjoyed when he stated;

"This is a no-brainer for me." So much of life is like that, Eh, Chug?


:freak:


mark

[Tommy_Carcetti]

14. What, you mean this face doesn't scream greatness to you?

[old mark]

15. I saw that quote somewhere and had to use it. If it was his idea,

well, there's some creativity right there....:puke:

(He looks like he could use somebody to seriously kick his ass.)
mark