I have one hour to get my taxes in the mail.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I'm just starting them now.

Let's see...

Name...hmmmm....LeftyFingerPop. OK...easy enough.

Social Security Number....hmmmmm....fuck...I'll save that one for later.

Address.....uhhhhh.....goddamnit!....this is going to be harder than I thought....

[Dr. Strange]

1. Here, use my SSN:

23.5

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Thank you!!

Now...occupation...Double naught poster....

Gross income....lets see..."you're fucking right it's gross"....

[TZ]

9. I thought your SS number was 22/7!

Uh oh. Whos identity did I just ummm borrow? :silly:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Good luck finding a post office that's open.

You may have to drive to the North Pole.

That's in the USA, right?

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Yes, I think it is in...

North Dasota.

[rug]

5. Lol, it's much easier with TurboTrix.

It will generate random information just plausible enough to duck an audit.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I'm using Turbotax...

Only because I found a CD in the street today that was labeled "Turbotax Beta - 1988 Version".

Once I wiped the mud off it, it seemed to load up OK.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. Avoid the tax software if it ...

asks for all your bank account numbers and addresses the envelope to "IRS, Lagos, Nigeria"

:hi:

I got my taxes done early this year - I mailed them Tuesday. No last minute rush for me!

[MrCoffee]

8. In the whatnow?

I filed my taxes by semaphore.