Seriously, does someone have some farmland in the Mid-atlantic region and could take in Stalker Cat?

[LynneSin]

I really need to deal with this cat but I'm fearful he/she will end up dead or unadoptable if she gets into one of these rescue groups. I would love to just get Stalker Cat fixed and release Stalker Cat someplace where Stalker Cat can be safe from traffic (I live downtown in a rowhome - not a good place for stalker cat to live) and perhaps be around other cats roaming free.

I'll be happy to have the cat fixed, if you're within reasonable driving distance of where I live I'll bring the cat to you and I'll even provide a ton of cat food you could use (if you're feeding outdoor cats)

HELP!!

[TZ]

1. Bertha V isn't that far from you... (Southern Maryland)

I know she has too many already BUT she's a kitty saint as far as I'm concerned. If she can't take stalker cat maybe she can find someone for you...I would PM her....
Bertha...If it came too it..I would be willing to help in transport of Stalker Cat..but I can't take in another kitty.

[LynneSin]

2. I have no problem driving to MD with Stalker Cat

I just need to do something. When the cat comes to the window it seems adorable. It's all cream color short hair. Clearly Stalker Cat just wants a home but I can't give it to him/her. I have 2 cats that have expressed they don't want Stalker Cat in my home and I have to respect that.

[Patiod]

7. Bertha has a Stalker Cat of her own that she just got rid of

Found a home with a family full of pets and kids, as I recall.

There are THREE of us (at least) here on DU trying to off-load Stalker Cats - Lynnesin, Bertha and Me

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Stalker cat has adopted you

Give into her wishes.

[LynneSin]

4. I can't and where I live it's not safe for Stalker Cat

what about you and the wifey? You live on some land up in NJ - couldn't you guys take in Stalker Cat?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. We'd have four cats then

[LynneSin]

6. well that way your cats are in pairs

Threesomes can lead to jealousy!

Hey I'm trying here!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. They already hate each other