I hate "Edited for Television"

[MrScorpio]

TNT has Kill Biil 1 on and all the cartoonish blood letting has been digi-edited out

Thank the Goddess that I have the DVDs

[Taverner]

1. Why do you even watch it?

Watch the DVD!

Or better yet, watch Reservoir Dogs on DVD.

[Initech]

2. Worst edited for TV movie ever = Mallrats

They even took out the Sublime song "Smoke Two Joints" at one point in the movie.

[Godhumor]

4. I'm going to have to disagree with you on this one

Worse edit ever is the old Fox Network's edit of "The Road Warrior". The censors removed all physical contact/implications of violence between people including punches connecting. I ended up watching the whole thing out of horrified fascination.

[Initech]

5. Big Lebowski

Walter's signature line "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!!" was changed to "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIGHT A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!!!!"

:rofl:

[csziggy]

6. Yes, the Big Lebowski is just not right without "Fuck!"

Neither are any of the Die Hard movies, but they are not anywhere near as worth watching as the Dude.

[Hayabusa]

8. I watched Mallrats on ABC years ago

Funnier than the real version...

For obvious reasons.

[kedrys]

3. You mean "Butchered for Television"

There. Fixed that for you. :rofl:

Stop torturing yourself.

[Archae]

7. Worst edit I've seen, "Smokey and the Bandit 2."

Jackie Gleason's lines were hilarious, but a little too salty for TV.

[mikeytherat]

9. Sorry, but Universal HD's version of "The Usual Suspects" takes the cake.

The line, "Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucking motherfucker." has become, and I swear this is true:

"Give me the freaking keys you fairy godmother brother."

Again, I am 100% serious about this.

mikey_the_rat

[Mad_Dem_X]

11. Oh yeah, I just LOVED that!

They cut that film to ribbons. It was horrifying and hilarious at the same time.

[Blue_Tires]

10. what's wrong with Joe Pesci telling me to "go LOVE my mother?"

isn't that good advice?