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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 10:39 PM
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I just shaved one leg completely, but I am too tired to shave the other one.
I guess I'll shave the other one tomorrow.

Now, the fuckers will never be even.

*sigh*
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 10:48 PM
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1. My dear LeftyFingerPop...
Now, you know you're going to be lopsided... :crazy:

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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 10:50 PM
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2. Locking.
Bodily function thread. Poster warned.
























:hide:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 10:54 PM
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3. Oh right! Sure!
I'm scared!


Actually, I'm laughing!


And you were the one who started it, silly!



:rofl: :rofl:

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 10:59 PM
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11. No, no, Peggy, YOU STARTED IT!
;) heehee, How are you? :)
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 11:12 PM
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18. I'm good, my dear elshiva, thanks!
:hi:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 11:22 PM
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19. I am glad you are well. How is your face?
:hug: :*
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 11:26 PM
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21. Thanks! See for yourself...I took this the other day...
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 11:31 PM
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22. You are looking good. Thank you!
Good night.
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 10:54 PM
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4. Are you a swimmer or something?
:shrug:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 10:55 PM
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6. Olympic swimmer.
I have mentioned it on DU a few times, but I usually don't talk about it.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 10:55 PM
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5. Locking. Sex thread.
:hi: :)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 10:56 PM
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7. Warning.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 10:58 PM
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9. Wanking.
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 10:57 PM
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8. Why don't you just shave them both tomorrow?
Then they'll be even. :shrug:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 10:59 PM
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10. Because shaving cream doesn't grow on trees.
You think this family is made of money? I work hard to buy your school clothes.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 11:00 PM
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12. I have a shaving cream tree in my backyard.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 11:00 PM
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13. That's not shaving cream.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 11:24 PM
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20. Is it whipped cream? The tree has metal cans growing from it.
And when I pick it off the tree, it squirts white substance at me.
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 11:02 PM
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14. Dude, you don't need shaving cream
Just find some polyoxyethylene sorbitan monostearate, stearic acid, and lanolin lying around somewhere and do that.

And you know I don't wear clothes to school. We've talked about this before.
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 11:03 PM
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15. Here, this should help you out.
Uni-legwarmers.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 11:05 PM
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16. Finally....someone understands.
Thank you.
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 11:07 PM
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17. I'm here to help man.
It's all about balance.:)
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 11:46 PM
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23. Stop shaving them, just dye the hair. Blue is nice. nt
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