OK, so it's not like a *big deal* least not to me so I'm not tripping however...

[bridgit]

Poll question: OK, so it's not like a *big deal* least not to me so I'm not tripping however...

I chained my Scandinavian boy-toy escort to this wall you know, like in my house n'stuff (hubby's cool he's a Californian I don't even have to shave my armpits so he's all like 'whatever bitch') and so you know *I* was thinking, "Well...he's Scandinavian I'm Scandinavian what could possibly be *wrong* with this picture!?" I mean I was wearing my Cat Woman outfit ala Michelle Pfeiffer but more to the point he was specially so precious and cute and all the dear one; and I swear I seen a tinsy little smile on his, ahem, lips shall we say, when I cracked my whip looking round the corner onto a corner of his face writhe in baited, halting breath cause *I do* care for my subjects...and captives and shit like that but the point is he apparently *did not dig* the action (the fool) for which he was bought and paid for cause he filed like this strange law suit grievance shit-thing or whatever-the-fuck against me: ME!, so I get served this fully little blue legal brief thingy from some sweaty guy with super thick glasses and so I'm like reading and shit and I'm being painted as this snaky oppressive Rasputin/Mata Hari woman or some such and that's when I was all like, "Whoa, whoa whoa I can't hang; *this* is going to my gfs!" so I did and turned it over to my Girl Thug Brain Trust for resolution check it!!

Though as could be imagined...they were ALL like, "Get a machine gun and shoot everybody dead!!!" and *that* is why I adore them so and keep them on the payroll,

But my point is what should I do? DU knows virtually everything under the virtual cyber-sun and my arraignment is tomorrow should I plead ~

[MilesColtrane]

1. Plead guilty to gibbering with malice aforethought.

[bridgit]

2. But that wasn't in the...social contract ~

:eyes: You'll need to be more concrete...you do know what concrete is?

[old mark]

3. Concrete is what she put the body in

from a previous party....
Tell the judge to get a life...

:shrug:

mark

[taterguy]

4. Boy are you in trouble

Don't you know that a lot of people here can't stand smoking

[bridgit]

6. wurd!

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Plead "tea party"; be the next Fox News star. K&R n/t

[bridgit]

7. Oh man, that's like cruel and unusual punishment

[Lil Missy]

8. Thanks for sharing that. n/t

[bridgit]

10. You're welcome n/t

[Lil Missy]

12. Sometimes, I need to put powder under my tits.

Otherwise I'd get a rash.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. Dar-ling...about this machine gun

I Must Borrow it, some time. You hear? ;)

[bridgit]

11. Oh absolutely!!

;)

[redqueen]

13. Was it you who started the jizz thread that didn't get locked?

[bridgit]

14. hahaha, I read that as 'jazz' thread but couldn't figure why DU hated jazz so much but no...

t'wernt me

edit4 - whoops it *has* to have been a long day sorry..."didn't get locked" ;) :blush: :kick: