DU MALES: I could kick the shit out of all of you in here.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Except for taterguy. He scares the piss out of me.

[stewartcolbert08]

1. I am

on a bitter man hating kick right now so ME TOO ME TOO!!! :bounce:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Do it!

[ghostsofgiants]

3. A five year old could probably kick the shit out of me.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I like you.

[stewartcolbert08]

8. LOL

[johnnie]

5. You'd be kicking for a while

I'm pretty full of shit.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I was just kidding. I'm a pussy.

[Gold Metal Flake]

7. Can't we just get along?

[quakerboy]

9. But it would be such a waste of time

I would fill right back up.

But no matter, don't let me dissuade you. Make war not love, right?

[ThomCat]

10. In my case, that's not an accomplishment.

Your average 5 year old could kick my ass at this point. I'm not much of a physical threat to anyone. :shrug:

But if that manly threat makes you feel better, go ahead and have a good time. :P

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Cmon Thom...humor me fer chrissakes....

is that asking too much :D

[ThomCat]

21. Oops. Sorry.

:(

[flvegan]

23. Gotta get through your friends first.

Since I'm one of them, it IS a pretty big accomplishment.

[lizziegrace]

34. ...

:thumbsup:

[ThomCat]

37. Woo Hoo!

It's nice to be standing behind a sturdy wall when a storm comes. :P

[BeachBaby]

42. Sturdy wall?

How about a steel-reinforced, concrete barricade? That's more like it. ;)

Good to see you, Thom! :hug:

[ThomCat]

47. Thank you.

:hi:

:hug:
It's nice to be able to post more often for a while. And it's good to see you too. :)

[Lil Missy]

35. I've got your back too. But I don't really think LFP would do that. Do you?

:hug:

[ThomCat]

38. No, not at all.

:hug:

He's a good one too. :)

[Lil Missy]

45. You could take me on. I'm a sissy.

:)

And I loves me some ThomCat. ;-)

[bluesbassman]

12. Why I oughta...

[leeroysphitz]

13. I'm for you, sir...

[Bryan]

14. Are you sure? I'm pretty badass

I got nunchakus, a Green Lantern ring, an army of hairless rats to gnaw you to death...

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. I'M FUCKING CRAZY! I GO THROUGH WOOD!

AND RATS! THE HAIRLESS FUCKERS!

[Inchworm]

15. I ain't et in two days

G'luck

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. et something!

:hi:

[Inchworm]

18. Hippywife said I shouldnt eat processed foods

I've not run into a turnip of late...

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. Do it!

McDonalds!

[Inchworm]

20. I cheated earlier...

Subway.

It's ALMOST not processed in a sense.

:rofl:

PS: oh yea, I've et

[flvegan]

22. Really?

I'm here to call your bluff, princess.

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. DON'T FUCK WIF ME 5GAN.

[flvegan]

25. Indeed.

How's that tiara feel?

[Lucian]

26. Okay.

:shrug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. OK LUCIAN.

You're lucky. I have a cousin named Lucian. I'll cut you a break.

[Lucian]

28. You're lucky there isn't a full moon, mister.

Otherwise the fangs would've come out. :P

[LeftyFingerPop]

29. It's a full moon where I live, buster.

:fistbump:

[Lucian]

30. Are you checking your ass out in the mirror?

[LeftyFingerPop]

31. Why wouldn't I?

[DarkTirade]

32. I hope you don't. That'd be a lot of shit to clean up.

Most of us are full of shit.

[rug]

33. I don't have a molecule of shit in me to kick. I consume everything.

[Chan790]

36. No thanks...

already empty.

[MrPerson]

39. Its kind of sexist to be singling out the males.

[cwydro]

44. It's because he wouldn't dare take on the females!

:evilgrin:

[LeftyFingerPop]

57. True.

[Strong Atheist]

40. Well now, that doesn't sound very nice ...

:evilfrown:

[Heidi]

41. !

Or friendly, either.

[datasuspect]

43. bubba, i'm so bad,

i whoop my own ass two times a day. you ain't said shit. you best back up before you get jumped on.

[HopeHoops]

46. You wouldn't want to take on my wife or three daughters - trust me there.

Me, sure, yeah that wouldn't be too hard. If you can get past them, that is ;}

[LeftyFingerPop]

56. I run away when women threaten violence against me.

[Skittles]

48. I CAN KICK TATERGUY ASS

YES INDEED

[taterguy]

50. Who couldn't?

[LeftyFingerPop]

54. You would have me crying like a girl in 30 seconds.

[TK421]

49. .....( snicker, cough....)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you wouldn't last a minute with me

[LeftyFingerPop]

53. You're probably right.

[Xipe Totec]

51. You and who's Metamucil can kick the shit out of me? n/t

[blueknight]

52. richard simmons could kick my ass

so im sure you could

[LeftyFingerPop]

55. I doubt that I could. Richard Simmons ACTUALLY kicked my ass.

[Arugula Latte]

63. I can picture Richard doing that ... "Okay! One and a two! Get those knees up!"

"Come on -- really sink that foot into those cheeks! We're burning calories! Kickin' ass to the oldies! Woohoo!"

[driver8]

58. I'll hit you with so many rights, you'll beg for a left! n/t

[eyepaddle]

59. How was I unaware of the retort!

That is freakin' awesome! :rofl:

[driver8]

60. Thanks...

I have no idea where I heard that!

[KansDem]

61. Thanks, but no need. I take Konsyl

on edit:

[no name no slogan]

62. I've had explosive diarrhea for the past two weeks

So if you want to kick the shit out of me, you have to do it at the right time of the day. Otherwise, you might be kicking for a while.... :D