If we met in a bar, we could talk for hours about...

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Advanced accounting theory

Risk abatement in many situations

Detailed proposals for multi-million dollar Government contracts

How to write a kick-ass resume in under 30 minutes

How to always "win" in complex negotiations

How to cope a complicated wood joint

How to finish wood better than a "professional"

How to sweat copper pipes quicker than the pros.

How to talk down someone who is agitated on substances.

How to back off an attacker.

Given the above, you should know that right now, I only know how to do the following:


*burp*





















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*pfffffft eh burp*











*scuse me*