I want to visit Chuggo, someone give me advice

[Chan790]

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I can't believe I beat the Chuggo fans (actually, there's just one...isn't there?) to this lame copycat.

[TZ]

1. Nice

You might want to contact his agent aka Tommy Carcetti for advice...:rofl:

[Bossy Monkey]

2. When I saw the Chicago thread title on "Good citizens check for duplicates...," I thought it DID say

Chuggo, and thought, "Tommy has finally lost his last marble." Thought about posting the copycat, then said heck with it. Good on you for doing it for me.:)

[TZ]

3. Hmmm I'm not sure

Tommy had any marbles to begin with....:rofl:

[jmowreader]

4. I have some advice

Anyone who wants to visit Chuggo should probably have his head examined, so...

http://www.omh.state.ny.us/

Once you've been declared "not criminally insane, just stupid, misguided and equipped with no taste in music," you'll need to deal with his unique dietary requirements so be sure to visit http://www.hellmanns.com/ because Chuggo puts mayonnaise on everything. That's how he eats.

You'll also need to visit http://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/menu-eng.html to learn how to enter Canada because, as an ex-con, Chuggo is prohibited from entering the United States. (According to rapdict.org, he was imprisoned for creating possibly the worst music in history, and only spent six months in jail after being anally destroyed for constantly walking around screaming "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH c'mon fuck a GUY" which tended to attract his fellow inmates' attention somewhat.)

After all, what's there NOT to love about a guy whose very, very bad rap song contains the line "You'll never sell records because your rap sucks"?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Oh, trust me, I contemplated it.

But I figured after Chuggo Week, you would all be Chuggo-ed out at this point.

Besides, I've got to save up all my energy for tommorow. It will be Chuggo-riffic.