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MrPerson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 06:32 PM
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Who wants to rub oil on Susan Boyle?
Any volunteers?
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 06:39 PM
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1. And your point is what?
:eyes:
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MrPerson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 06:40 PM
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2. Does poetry have to have a point?
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-19-09 07:12 PM
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3. What? Are you seriously suggesting your OP was an attempt at poetry?
I think you're just acting like a jackass. :D
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 06:00 AM
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7. That's poetry?
It doesn't have the rhythm of a limerick, and it doesn't have seventeen syllables.

It does have the venom of bigoted preconceptions, if that counts as poetry.

Oil? I don't know. She hasn't asked me.

But I'd buy a ticket to a concert. And I'd buy the CD.


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Cali_Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 11:53 AM
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11. Well I think it's a wonderful poem
All poetry is beautiful, especially when it comes from the heart.

K&R

:thumbsup:
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 01:10 AM
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4. Please enlighten me with your poetry. Now that you're back again.
:)
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 01:52 AM
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5. Creepy
nt
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 05:52 AM
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6. I'd like to capture her, put her in a hole, and make her rub lotion on her own skin
Does that count?
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 11:31 AM
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10. Is that you , Stottlemeyer?
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 06:30 AM
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8. As opposed to you? Yes. Well, actually, anybody else but you
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MrPerson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 09:08 AM
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9. If you have something else that rhymes with oil
we could look for volunteers to rub that on her too.

And no thanks keep your meegbear paws off me.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-20-09 11:56 AM
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12. I'd like someone to rub oil on my susanboil.
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