I don't know how I missed this. NSFTPS - Not Suitable for the Perfectly Sane.

[Symarip]

The Rejuvenique Mask

Linda holds up the Rejuvenique mask and comments, "It looks like something out of Phantom of the Opera"—actually it looks more like something out of Silence of the Lambs. And in spite of all the gentle language used to describe how the mask works—that it "sends a mild impulse" through "gold-plated facial cushions"—Rejuvenique puts one in mind of electro-shock therapy, Frankenstein's monster, and the good ol' electric chair.

Dr. Springer brags that the result of all this electricity is like doing 8 sit-ups a second on your face. If that sounds exhausting, don't worry: one testimonial promises, "It's exercising your face without the sweat."

More at the link http://www.infomercial-hell.com/rejuvenique/

Here's a video if you feel like you haven't been completely weirded the fuck out yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXcYVh-W14E

[TZ]

1. Yikes

Its no coincidence that it sounds like electroshock therapy..you'd have to BE crazy to want to do that to yourself..:scared:

BTW..how was your Nacho and Beer gig the other night?

[Symarip]

2. I don't know what it is with the East Coast

And this cheese fascination in conjuction with Mexican food. There was so much melted cheese on the plate, I could see what was below it. Fortunately, it wasn't a dead body - just tortilla strips. The atmosphere was pleasant. The beer - free. As to be expected, I destroyed the audience with my mancannon. I think I may have found some leads on a new band to play with since my band refuses to play Ska or Reggae (yet they advertise they do).

[DS1]

3. I have the full-body version

right about the 1:00 mark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-Xwu-1PDzo

[Symarip]

4. Does it still run on only a 9 volt battery?

And where is the control panel?

[DS1]

5. It's powered by the souls of the damned

Of course, I farted in the first 2 minutes, and can still smell it x(

[Symarip]

7. It would appear

Ventilation only occurs through the eye visor. I'm waiting for version 2.0 to come out with all the fixes.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

6. Now we know why Michael Myers was so pissed off.......

he was getting his face shocked every day. Sheesh!

[Symarip]

8. Bullshit

When the treatment was done, his crowsfeet had all but vanished and his face was smooth and kissable.