Vulcan Insults
meegbear
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Mon Apr-20-09 11:02 AM
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Your appearance is not aesthetically pleasing, and your female parent selects your clothing in an unusual manner. Your mother wears utilitarian but unaesthetically pleasing military issued footwear.
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Mon Apr-20-09 11:07 AM
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1. Your crysknife is flaccid.
Oops, sorry, that's a Fremen insult.
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Mon Apr-20-09 11:10 AM
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2. And for the Vulcan who has been watching Monty Python:
Your mother was a small rodent of questionable genetic stability kept as pets for illogical reasons and your father emitted an odor with chemical properties similar to that of a fruit often used in the making of confections.
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Mon Apr-20-09 08:23 PM
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Your male parent is unknown and the possible ones that meet that criteria number in the thousands. Your female sibling manually propels herself through water in order to rendezvous with floating military personnel transport systems. Consume fecal matter and cease pulmonary function.
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Mon Apr-20-09 08:30 PM
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4. Your mother accepts remuneration for allowing the male species to
attempt to replicate a human unit with her.
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Mon Apr-20-09 08:43 PM
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5. I am unmotivated towards procreation with your female parent.
Your child required the attachment of an animal-sourced food object to it's neck to encourage interaction with canines. Do you have any holographic images of your procreation partner without their uniform? Would you like one? Your female procreation partner must have estimated incorrectly in a wager.
Xipe Totec
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Mon Apr-20-09 08:49 PM
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6. Do you have a female sibling that's less irrational? n/t
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Mon Apr-20-09 08:50 PM
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7. You are not of the higher intellects of the species
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Mon Apr-20-09 08:53 PM
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8. Your female parent is so large in circumfrence,
that she generally resembles Uranus.
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Mon Apr-20-09 08:53 PM
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9. It is not logical to exchange insults. Prolonging a non-beneficial encounter
to engage in deprecatory banter is a ... human ... characteristic. :shrug:
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Mon Apr-20-09 09:26 PM
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10. may parasites of the order Siphonaptera
commonly found on 1,000 even-toed ungulates within the genus Camelus find refuge in the axillary hair of the oxter region.
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Mon Apr-20-09 10:00 PM
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11. Die soon, in poverty.
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Tue Apr-21-09 05:40 AM
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12. Your irrational discourse does not compute.
Your parents met once and briefly at a Klingon rec center.
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Tue Apr-21-09 08:49 AM
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13. You have so much girth that when you recline in your domicile ...
you really recline in your domicile.
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Tue Apr-21-09 08:50 AM
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14. Your female parent is so large in circumference
to the extent that when she "sat around" her house, her body literally encompassed the domicile.
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Tue Apr-21-09 08:55 AM
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15. I find the use of "female parent" in place of "mother" both tiresome and feeble.
This may or not apply to you.
SOteric
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Tue Apr-21-09 09:02 AM
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17. Your immediate primogenitor with the double x chromosome
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Tue Apr-21-09 09:09 AM
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18. A Vulcan insult thread turning everyone into Sean Connery on Jeopardy is simply illogical, Trebek.
Edited on Tue Apr-21-09 09:09 AM by DS1
LynneSin
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Tue Apr-21-09 08:55 AM
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16. Your ears are not as pointy as mine
Ok I'm not some sort of trekkie geek so sue me!
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Tue Apr-21-09 09:21 AM
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19. Your reproductive organ is smaller in proportion to the average human
Edited on Tue Apr-21-09 09:21 AM by Sky Masterson
organ. I believe it to be useless for procreation or even to entice the release of brain chemicals in another human.
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