I think I have been punked by my 6 year old!

[mcctatas]

He had me completely convinced that he felt too sick to go to school this morning (crying, snot bubbles, complaining of a headache), so he starts singing and laughing and stuff and I say "I thought you were sick" to which my little angel replies "psych" I swear some days he is lucky that human beings don't typically eat their young!

[HopeHoops]

1. Ah, but we DO remove all of their electronic toys sometimes!

Just a suggestion - no TV, no computer, no game consoles, no stereo, no iPod, no ANYTHING!

[mcctatas]

2. I am more evil than that!

I am making him help clean the house!

[HopeHoops]

5. OUCH!

[DS1]

8. Cleaning the house is better than school

school fucking blows

[Sequoia]

3. Let him read a book.

He needs some book learnin' !

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Eggzellent. He learned quickly.

[Arugula Latte]

6. "Psych?"!

OMG -- good luck with But Tutcher. You only have 12 more years of this.

:rofl:

[backtoblue]

7. my mother once told me

that she wished she were a gerbil because they ate their young. I was 7. :scared:

[AwakeAtLast]

9. AALette doesn't stand a chance on that one

I'm a teacher, so if you're not bleeding profusely or running a fever - no dice!

Coincidentally, I'm at home sick today, LOL!

I'm finally starting to feel better, this thing started Sunday night! :puke:

[mcctatas]

15. Glad to hear you are starting to feel better...

:hi:

[AwakeAtLast]

16. Thanks!

[Pierre.Suave]

10. Heres what you do...

go find the meanest Ex Marine Corp Drill Instructor you can, and let him "school" your son for the day, then tonight at dinner tell him that if he doesn't go to school, and do well, he will have to join the Marines...


If that doesn't work, then you have a fine, future Jarhead on your hands and all hope is lost... :P

[mcctatas]

11. The only Marine I know is a big teddy bear!

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

13. Ha

does he have you fooled... :P

[surrealAmerican]

12. Children can be signed into school late.

Just saying ...

[Pierre.Suave]

14. haha

good idea!

[TZ]

17. wait a minute..

Isn't this the child that the school told you has "issues"? Its quite clear he's quite good at fooling a lot of people..Good luck with this child in the future..You are gonna need it..:wow: