How many neckties are too many?

[Deja Q]

Poll question: How many neckties are too many?

Discuss with me, por favor? :D

:popcorn:

[arbusto_baboso]

1. Well, if you wear more than one at a time, you just look like a dweeb.

That isn't what you meant? Oh.



Never mind.

[MissMillie]

2. no such thing

it's really the only way you guys get to make any kind of a fashion statement.... so having a lot of them is a really good idea.

[Deja Q]

3. Oh. So then you wouldn't be inclined to call them "corporate condoms"?

:evilgrin:


:yoiks:

[arbusto_baboso]

4. You know why lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from rolling up over their chins!

:hide:

[MissMillie]

5. not at all

I think men will have the right to complain about ties just as soon as they get a taste of what it's like to wear panty hose.

[Deja Q]

6. William Shatner wears pantyhose...

He says it reduces chafing when riding his horses in the countryside...

Mind you, I don't think that was what you were wanting to read, but the inconvenience of having to put on more clothing - that likely won't be seen because you're going to wear long pants or what not - is admittedly silly...

I love ties -- the colors and patterns... anything that isn't "the usual"...

[MissMillie]

9. it's not about inconvenience

NYLON doesn't breathe


Imagine wearing nylon briefs......

[Deja Q]

11. GAAAAAAAH!

:scared:

Good point...

[tjwmason]

13. Absolutely.

It is impossible to have too many.

The best way to bring some colour to one's clothes.

[edhopper]

7. I dislike neckties

I find them pointless. I mean, what purpose do they serve other than silly male domination games. "Look I'm wearing a power tie, I have a big penis".
An artifice that should have been dumped a long time ago.

[Deja Q]

8. Then they should sell men crotchless slacks... No more euphemisms to write home to mommy about...

:eek:


:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

10. Men look nice in neckties. No such thing as too many. n/t

[no name no slogan]

12. I got rid of all mine when I got divorced and moved out

I never have to wear them for work, and I don't frequent the kind of establishment where wearing a tie is expected.

I have left behind the Brotherhood of the Noose. And I feel no need to wear an arrow on my chest that points to my weener.

[hobbit709]

14. I refuse to wear those Croatian self-strangulation devices.

[Heidi]

15. One at a time.

Wearing more than one necktie at a time is overkill. :hi:

[6000eliot]

16. I have to wear them for my job.

I hate the fucking things.

[MrSlayer]

17. Columbian Necktie.

You only need one.