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Danger Mouse
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:18 PM
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I'll lead us off. Pit Bulls eat babies because they find baby meat to be delicious.
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:22 PM
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1. They don't eat, silly. They maul.
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:25 PM
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4. I see pits all the time in the city that I work.
Typically they have a child's skull clamped in their jaws, but sometimes it'll be a sweet old lady instead.
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:24 PM
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2. No, it's because Olive Garden has unlimited babies for $7.95.
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:25 PM
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5. Plus Olive Garden has handles on their paper to-go bags.
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:27 PM
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9. Only for breastfeeding women, though.
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Wed Apr-22-09 10:40 PM
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26. Never order a milkshake at Olive Garden
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:25 PM
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:hi: Hmmmmm flame war...lemme think... Circumcision is child abuse...go...
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:26 PM
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:30 PM
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14. NAZI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:31 PM
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for the barbarianism that is medically unnecessary genital mutilation. (Oh yes, I went there!) :P Pssst. How are you doing, sweetie? :hug:
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:43 PM
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HOW DARE YOU INSULT BARBARIANS!! (I'm good. It's always nice to see you. :hug:)
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:47 PM
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a barbarian apologist! I'm done with you. :P :loveya:
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:59 PM
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24. You, ma'am, are worse than Hitler.
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:26 PM
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7. I'm wearing Nader's leather smoking jacket in the Olive Garden...
...and I support Obama. *ducking* ;)
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:27 PM
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8. I see nothing wrong with sending a kinderartener home with a bag of shit in his backpack.
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:29 PM
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10. Pitbulls only eat breast fed babies
My baby had formula and therefore did NOT get mauled by a pitbull. This obviously means I'm a far better parent than any of those "boobs for food" women out there.
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:29 PM
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11. Only if it involves beer
and lots of it...
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:29 PM
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12. SKITTLES IS FAR TOO WEAK AND TEXAS-Y TO KICK MY ASS
Yeah, I said it.
:)
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:31 PM
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now THAT's how a flamewar gets started! :popcorn:
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:31 PM
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18. Yeah, I've been here a while.
I know the skinny. :crazy:
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:29 PM
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How can you say that ?? Are you out of your mind?????
flvegan
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:31 PM
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17. Underclass baggers gave me handle-less bags at the grocery!!
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:33 PM
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19. Non-English singers are stealing American singer royalties!
Fight all songs in foreign languages, and that includes Canadian. I'm talking to you, Rush-lovers. American only. Or British, because they don't suck like Canadian singers.
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:37 PM
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20. There is no such thing as global warming.
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Wed Apr-22-09 11:33 PM
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28. they called it global climate change for a while
at a certain place i am quite familiar with. :eyes:
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:38 PM
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21. I smoke, in public places. And flick my ashes and stump my burning butts on the carpet.
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Wed Apr-22-09 10:05 PM
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25. You can only make fried chicken with eggs and flour.
There I said it. Corn Flakes is what you feed the chicken.
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Wed Apr-22-09 11:27 PM
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27. Lil Missy's such a bad-ass that...
if pit bulls had blogs, they'd make endless posts about how violent and dangerous she is. That's just how bad Lil Missy is.
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Wed Apr-22-09 11:33 PM
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29. no, not if their buns don't have sesame seeds
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Wed Apr-22-09 11:45 PM
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30. A Critical Mass bicycler killed a pit bull who ate a baby who was breastfed by a transexual who ate
cornflake chicken at the Olive Garden!!!!!
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Wed Apr-22-09 11:51 PM
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31. And who can really blame them?
Should you really fault the Pit Bull because they enjoy fresh tender baby meat? I mean what kind of screwed up person would you be if you didn't enjoy Lamb or Veal?
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