OK I've done it. After years of searching I've finally found it.

[Initech]

Behold the worst edited for TV movie ever. This tops Mallrats, The Big Lebowski, Scarface, Dog Day Afternoon, Goodfellas, the Godfather trilogy, you name it.



Wait for it.








Here it is:



That's right, Snakes On A Plane. And why is it the worst edited for TV movie ever? Check out this clip of the edit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A

So for those who cannot see the clip, Sam Jackson's famous line "Get these motherfuckin' snakes off this motherfuckin' plane!!!!" has been changed to "get these monkey fighting snakes off this Monday-Friday plane!!!"

Seriously, at that point, just dont even put the line in. Don't change the words to something that doesn't make a lick of sense. Just don't fuckin' do it. :spank:

[sarge43]

1. That's awful, but when you can check out what AMC does to Blazing Saddles.

That sucks up the Pacific Ocean. Suffice to say the N word is left in, but most the sex and bathroom jokes are badly edited.

One of the major reasons I finally canceled cable.

[no name no slogan]

2. What do you mean, you "finally" found it?

That shit was all over the Lounge in the summer of 2006. Cripes, every other thread was about how everybody had had it with these muthafuckin snakes on these muthafuckin planes.

[Initech]

5. By "it" I mean the worst edited for TV movie ever made.

[no name no slogan]

6. Oh god, you win

12,000 series of tubes for that one :thumbsup:

[Initech]

7. Get these monkey fighting snakes off this Monday-Friday plane!!

Yeah, it doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

[deucemagnet]

3. Those overdubbing melon farmers!

:grr:

[Initech]

8. I cant wait to see what they come up with for The Departed.

I wonder how they're gonna censor Matt Damon stabbing a guy in the face with a coat rack? :popcorn:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. This one's pretty good, but it's not for TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWaKSzhvc_I&NR=1