Imagine Chris Matthews' head floating outside your window at night.

[Hanse]

Just his lit, disembodied head with that big stupid grin hovering just outside your kitchen window while you're doing the dishes.

Just bobbing up and down, occasionally doing somersaults. With tinny calliope music playing in the distance.

Man, that's really fricking creepy.

Fuck Lou Dobbs.

[ghostsofgiants]

1. +1

[HopeHoops]

2. Isn't this Sarah Palin's nightmare?

She's into floating heads

[EastTennesseeDem]

3. I think that may be the funniest fucking thing I've read on DU

[flying rabbit]

6. +1

although I feel kind of icky.

[SoxFan]

4. CALL ART BELL RIGHT FUCKING NOW!11!!

[burning rain]

5. It really wouldn't bother me.

Matthews is a raucous, friendly guy and would never creep me out even in that gonzo Salem's Lot sort of scene you lay out.

[graywarrior]

7. I love the lounge

[VMSMI]

8. Uhhh...

I used to have "special" dreams about Tweety ten years ago or so. I thought he was hot, when he wasn't bashing Bill Clinton.

[Gormy Cuss]

9. The window's not big enough.

[falcon97]

10. As long as he didn't yell 'HA!' n/t

[Danger Mouse]

11. You just described what I dream about every night.

And no, YOU fuck Lou Dobbs.

[Orsino]

12. You'd need insulated glass to keep out the stupid.

That shit gets in.