MY PATENT GOT APPROVED!!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

Basically, here is what my invention does.

I'm sure that most of you here have pesky neighbor kids who pump a boatload of BB's into your ass as soon as you walk out your front door. Hell, the other day, I had 17 BB's in my right cheek alone.

Well, you also know that the only way to get them out is to dig at them with needle nose pliers. This is very difficult, because you know how hard it is to do ANYTHING to your ass while looking in a mirror, while in pain.

I invented a "toilet magnet". You just drop it into the bottom of your toilet, sit down, and it sucks the BB's out of your ass cheeks and into the toilet.

It should be on the market within one month.

For those of you who thought I was stupid....I accept your apologies.

[rug]

1. Outstanding!

[rurallib]

2. Will it pull my fillings out also?

[rug]

3. Why do you have fillings in your ass?

[Pierre.Suave]

4. ...

:rofl:

God I am laughing so hard I am crying...

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. They are called "hemorrhoids".

[rurallib]

7. Chewing suppositories with my asshole

I had some false teeth put in there to chew better. Broke a couple off and had fillings put in.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Only if you drink from the toilet.

[Yavin4]

8. Not For Nothing, But You Could Turn This Into Some Serious Dough

You could call it holistic healing.

[S n o w b a l l]

9. **swoon**

You are brilliant!

:-)

[underpants]

10. WOW

congrats

[Tom Kitten]

11. Help! I've been shot full of BBs and I cant't get up!

I'm laying here, an old geezer who hates young people, bleeding to death and I need one of these hateful youngsters (teens I think they call them) help me get onto your toilet! These young hoodlums (I believe they're called "teens") just laugh at me and wish to die! How much money does a good for nothing patent like yours matter, anyways?

[TK421]

12. I also know of a toilet magnet...but Fox already has it covered

and this one not only sucks lead out of your ass....it sucks the average Fox viewers BRAINS out of their ass!

[applegrove]

13. I invented a white birdseed that you throw at brides outside the church as confetti. So far

this brilliant(LOL!) idea is only in the planning stage. Okay i have no plans to do anything with it. You can have my idea.