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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-24-09 03:04 PM
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Pollen is plant semen!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-24-09 03:06 PM
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1. green sticky plant semen that gets everywhere...
Yep...the trees are jerking off on my car as we speak...:rofl:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-24-09 03:06 PM
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Yup. The flowers are having more fun than we are.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-24-09 03:06 PM
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2. You just learned this?
:shrug:
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gblady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 02:08 PM
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9. must have slept.....
through elementary science and high school biology.
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-24-09 03:06 PM
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3. I used to love to say that my car was covered in tree sperm
ah, the things you learn in highschool
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-24-09 03:07 PM
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4. caviar is female fish semen.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-24-09 03:09 PM
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5. Why did Michael Jackson dangle his son over a hotel balcony?






He would finsish his plate of sperm
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 01:30 PM
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6. Thanks for that clarification.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 01:35 PM
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7. So when the bees waddle around on the plants, is that how they get their honey?
:hide:
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 01:45 PM
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8. Of course.

And 9 months later you were born.
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