I want to create a thread than never makes any sense

[old mark]

at all.
Now is the time.

:freak: :donut: :hide: :woohoo: :spank:


mark 44-6 :shrug:

[BeachBaby]

1. I am wondering what Mark 44:6 would read like....

if there were that many chapters in the Gospel of Mark in the Bible.

[old mark]

2. Thats the Playbook of Mark.

John Madden used to read it every Sunday in fall.

mark 44-6


:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

20. Upon the hiking of the ball...

go thou ten yards up the field, then makest thou a quick turn to the inside. Use thine speed to place a holy separation between the evil defender and thyself, making sure to avoid the contact that doth draw the penalty flag. Amen.

[old mark]

24. That was SO COOL!!!....

:toast:



mark 44-6

[Pacifist Patriot]

40. *snort* That was my first thought when I saw that.

[old mark]

3. Kick for Saturday

[Sky Masterson]

4. You just described about 99% of the threads that I start.

:dunce:

[jeff30997]

5. Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,

But Moses supposes Erroneously,
Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
A mose is a mose!
A rose is a rose!
A toes is a toes!
Hooptie doodie doodle




:silly:

[old mark]

15. DAD!!!!!11!! nt

[jeff30997]

16. Gershom !1!!!

:rofl:

(I had to Google to find that name).

[Chan790]

6. I want ice cream!

Food coloring, shortening and Bacos. Yum!

Nom! Nom! Nom!

[Jamastiene]

7. I am the undisputed queen of making threads that never make any sense.

:P :dunce: :silly:

[JohnnyLib2]

8. Sex thread!

I've cracked your smilie code. Mums the word.

[old mark]

35. perhaps you are a much sicker individual

than even I....:crazy: :argh: :freak: :freak: :hangover:


so there.


mark 29.95

[Midlodemocrat]

9. I believe someone else beat you to it. Sorry, Mark.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. Start drinking...and then get back to us.

Works every time ;)

[Midlodemocrat]

11. 44-6

[old mark]

13. But you see....

...I no longer use alcohol.
This is all from ME!:crazy: :freak: :hi:

mark 44-6

[Pierre.Suave]

12. somebody beat you to it...

:rofl:

[1gobluedem]

14. I think you can get the supplies for that at the Packie n/t

[EastTennesseeDem]

17. Bump for the mid-Friday 11:15 in the afternoon crowd

[Forkboy]

18. Dude, I've been doing that for years here.

;)

[BeachBaby]

19. We drive on parkways and park on driveways.

Absolutely NOTHING sensical in this.

[old mark]

22. ...and I demand to know WHY!!!!!11! nt

[leeroysphitz]

21. Thirty Nine 50

[Z_I_Peevey]

23. I'll give you twenty and no more.

What, you think it's made of gold or something?

[Dr. Strange]

25. mainly because half the people I talked to...

were like, WTF are you talking about?

[azmouse]

26. Let's discuss how a fish is like a bicycle.

[RoyGBiv]

31. Only in the Spring ...

... and then even if the television has not yet frozen.

[Ivan Sputnik]

27. brain dump

Ready for the funny farm animal shelter from the storm warning label. It just goes to show or tell a white lie down in the dumps him for another day job search engine of economic growth and development. As every schoolboy knows somebody cares about it anyway you want it takes a village idiot box tops. Come hell or high water the garden path of least resistance movement. Throw the baby out with the bath water is deeper you dig a hole big enough to drive me crazy.

[old mark]

28. Fuckin' A right, bro!

What I



mark 44-6

[RoyGBiv]

32. Semiphore!

Trash is rosy laughter!

I can't depends.

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! :D










Alternately, there's "Ich kann mit einem Eierlöffel Fledermäuse töten," which means "I can kill bats with an egg spoon."

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

34. "Das ist nicht witzig!!!!"

Means "That's not funny!!!" :hide:

[Strong Atheist]

38. Welcome to DU!

:toast:

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

45. Thanks!

:toast:

[jeff30997]

46. Buongiorno, come siete ?

Welcome to DU! I love you music dude.:yourock:

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

48. Bene, grazie!

(Actually the correct verb to use would be "stare", so it would be "come stai") :)

And thanks for checking out the tunes!

[RoyGBiv]

30. Lovely cloves ...

Treading the threadbare water consumes pepper and macaroni sprinkles. But watch over for the direction of the moon banquet tries the lemmings from their basket crunching.

While this isn't difficult to explode, barbecue soldiers have been bandwidth celebrated.

That is up.

[Beam Me Up]

39. Yeah, I remember reading those directions. n/t

[DFW]

33. I do that all the time

It's never intentional, but I manage all the same, if the responses are any indication.

Skål!

[tigereye]

36. are you sure it hasn't already been done?

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

37. And done with utter epicness.

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[old mark]

47. I seem to recall........nt

[elshiva]

41. Dippity doopity dooo

sand chicken million


wampus snikety bodo di

[LeftyMom]

42. Step One: Go to the "packie."

[RoyGBiv]

43. !!!

:spray:

:rofl:

[Z_I_Peevey]

44. David Lynch, table for two,

Tonight's specials are barbecued goat, goat cheese, head cheese, and Minnie Pearl chicken. The Jell-O mold hit the floor, alas.