I am not pregnant. I will never BE pregnant again. If I GET pregnant, Mr. Midlo will suffocate me.

[Midlodemocrat]

'nuff said?


:eyes:

flvegan? I am looking at you.

[bluesbassman]

1. But you look so cute in those stretchy pants.

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Can someone tell me what this post says? I have this person on ignore.

:rofl:

:grr:

[mainegreen]

3. The kind you could get at Ames? With the zebra or cheetah print?

[bluesbassman]

4. Now your talkin'.

:)

[Midlodemocrat]

5. flvegan is so dead.

[mcctatas]

6. Thank goodness!

the boxed wine business would suffer severely during your 9 month period of abstinence!

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Abstinence? What's that? What language is that?

:shrug:

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

8. At your age shouldn't we be waiting on the grandmidlets?

Yes, I know, I'm dead to you. :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Can someone tell me what this post says? I have this person on ignore.

I have all vegans on ignore as of about an hour ago.


:rofl:

And, LM? BITE YOUR TONGUE~!!!!!! Two of you know who's classmates have ended up preggers already. So, yeah. I'm okay with waiting.

[Breeze54]

9. Use birth control or plan B. You should be OK. n/t

:eyeroll:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. No idea what this means. Must be the fruit fly in my wine.

[Breeze54]

15. Keep your legs together or use Plan B.

Better yet, use Birth Control. :rolleye:

[LeftyMom]

23. She's Irish Catholic.

Good luck with that one. :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Wow.

Even after a hiatus you're still as nasty as ever. Have fun.

[arcadian]

10. The rumour wasn't supposed to be that you were preggers

IT WAS supposed to be that you were sexting. :eyes: Geeeez, how hard is it to start a rumour around here? Surprisingly, pretty hard.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Rumour? RUMOUR? Sweet zombie Jesus!! You're not even American!!!!!!!

:rofl:

Kidding, arcadian.

[arcadian]

18. I like to spell in British.

So people think I'm smarter. I figure it works the same as British accents in movies, it adds like 50 IQ points.

[DS1]

14. I missed the part where it was said that you were pregnant

However, if such is the case, I can off you much quicker and painlessly than suffocation, should the need arise.

Call me.

[Shell Beau]

16. Someone told me she is trying to outdo Octomom!

:shrug:

[DS1]

20. I also erase babies, for a much larger fee

Just thought I'd mention that.

Call me.

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Call me. Going up to the office in 3,2,1.

[flvegan]

17. Midloctomom? Is that you?

[arcadian]

19. seriously

I laughed so hard I started coughing and I got a headache. :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

21. Famous last words.

I hear ya sistah! NEVAH AGAIN!