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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:15 PM
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***Official Saturday Night Sex Thread***
Tell us your juiciest stories!

Pictures and details are encouraged!

:evilgrin:
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:21 PM
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1. I once had sex five years ago , man its steamy in here
Edited on Sat Apr-25-09 11:22 PM by UndertheOcean
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:30 PM
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3. Was it memorable?
:evilgrin:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:29 PM
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2. Well first I went, "Uhh"
And she went, "Oh!"
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:31 PM
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6. Any deities mentioned?
:D
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:42 PM
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19. Just my name
And something about making her feel just like a woman.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:30 PM
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4. I saw a couple of horses doing it once.
This was when I was in middle school. My friend yelled from the back of the bus (we were on the bus, obviously) 'Wow! Those two horses are doing it! I want to be a horse!'
It was my happiest childhood memory.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:34 PM
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10. Cats are the funniest to watch
Horses ARE powerful beasts though

:D
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:35 PM
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12. Did you know PETA once put out a TV ad consisting of nothing but cats fucking?
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:36 PM
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14. why ?
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:41 PM
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18. Because PETA is weird.
It was an ad encouraging people to spay and neuter their pets.
Still, fucking cats, PETA? Really?
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:44 PM
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22. lol
I saw your following post and now see that this probably DID happen

:D
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:53 PM
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27. That was a hilarious fucking commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOFRRZglGFI

:rofl:

(Except for the "put to death" part, of course...)
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:57 PM
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28. Yeah, that was a buzzkill.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:30 PM
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5. Well, it started with *redacted*, went on to *really redacted*, then to
*oh my God, is that legal?!* and ended up with *you sick, sick, twisted freak*.

:D
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:35 PM
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11. So long as noone was hurt in the end
:rofl:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:36 PM
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13. Well, there was a little pain, but then someone shouted the safe word.
:D
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:45 PM
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23. oh my...
:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:31 PM
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7. This one time at band camp...
this chick I really liked, she and I met up in the food hall. And she says, "Hey, have some apple juice." So I did. And then I told her to drink some orange juice. And then we both drank some pineapple juice. And finally, we had some juicy fruit gum.
Oh man.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:36 PM
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15. If nothing else
ya'll had some sweet smelling breath!

:D
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:31 PM
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8. I've never had sex....
But I have made love. :D
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:38 PM
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17. Tell it from the mountain
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:34 PM
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9. You first.
I'm old and my memory ain't so good these days.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:43 PM
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21. This one time
I was held by an angel and devilish lovemaking followed.

This went on for days! It IS what dreams are made of.

:D

Now you ;)
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:01 AM
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29. There was this one time
I remember mattresses flying off bedframes.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:03 AM
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30. You animal!
*rawr*

:evilgrin:
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960 Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:38 PM
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16. OMG
I'm working and on DU, so obviously I'm not getting any....or anything CLOSE!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:47 PM
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24. I'm not getting any atm either
Bu8t I still have memories ;)

:hi:
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ccharles000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:43 PM
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20. I am a virgin
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:49 PM
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25. That's a condition worthy of acknowledgment
:hi:
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:50 PM
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26. man , come by , and you won't be for long
that is if you swing that way
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:04 AM
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31. Well, flvegan and I had a hotel room and...
What the hell is that noise coming from the living room? BRB.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:05 AM
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32. Not cats getting busy
I hope

:D
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:08 AM
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34. No, definitely not.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:07 AM
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33. I'm a male here.
Edited on Sun Apr-26-09 12:08 AM by DarkTirade
I dunno about the rest of you. :P
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:42 AM
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36. daggone words!
:rofl:
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:40 AM
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35. You mean the 30 seconds of bliss followed by the many hours of crying?
Yeah, juicy. :eyes:

</mylameattemptathumor>
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:43 AM
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37. Well, now
if the buildup to the 30 seconds is fairly reasonable...

That 30 seconds feels longer

:D
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EvilAL Donating Member (357 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:47 AM
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38. I was gonna make love to you,
but then I got high.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:48 AM
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39. Hate when that happens
;)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:50 AM
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40. Next up Sherbert Tights, He teaches balloon puppetry to self abusers
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:57 AM
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41. Suprised they all lived
:rofl:
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