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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:14 AM
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What if there was ball fighting?
Edited on Sun Apr-26-09 01:14 AM by underpants
I see all this Mixed Martial Arts stuff and the normal two-guys-punching-each-other-in-the-face stuff ...which is nice

but what if there was ball fighting?

Two guys* naked ball sack swinging at each other.

THAT would be a true test of a man... I think



* sorry ladies, maybe we could have boob fighting. Hmmmmm now that I think about it that would be pretty fun.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:15 AM
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1. Like conkers?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conkers

I played that all the time as a kid.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:17 AM
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2. The conker eventually breaking the other's conker gains a point.
No I am talking about leg up open ring ball smacking
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:20 AM
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3. That is the gayest idea I've ever heard. And I've seen a lot of HGTV, so that's saying something. nt
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:23 AM
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5. What do you think "move this wall out" really means?
:rofl:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:20 AM
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4. Ow.
Just owwww
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:24 AM
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6. I do hope there is a turn-buckle involved
otherwise there could be a lot of hip injuries
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:26 AM
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7. What the fuck have you been drinking?
:rofl:

Hey, good luck on day 2 of the draft.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:44 AM
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11. The Cowboys have 10 picks tomorrow
(crosses fingers)
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:27 AM
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8. Who on earth would want to watch that?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:49 AM
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12. Oh
trust me
there IS an audience
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:29 AM
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9. And yet again, the Japanese are lightyears ahead...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 12:42 AM
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10. No no NO
I fully reject Japanese pop culture...other than MXC of course

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4VomImtzVw
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 02:02 AM
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13. Mike Judge was off a bit.
The real name of the TV show of the future will be "Pow, My Balls!".
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