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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 04:47 PM
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I just chugged a quart of turpentine in the paint aisle at Home Depot. Now THAT was epic.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE EPIC! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EPIC IS!
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sammythecat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 05:55 PM
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1. Pretty stupid and irresponsible if you ask me.
Shoplifting can bring a whole bunch of problems in addition to a likely ban from Home Depot for the rest of your natural life. Turpentine's cheap. Drink it at home where you don't have to be worry about consequences.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 05:58 PM
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3. Oh, I paid for it after I drank it.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 05:57 PM
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2. Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinkin'...
What the hell have you been drinkin'?
Smells like whiskey, tastes like wine,
Oh my god, it's turpentine!!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 05:59 PM
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4. I like it! Never heard this one...
thanks!
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