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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-26-09 05:55 PM
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I called my Grandmother this afternoon..
Me:Grandma? Do you have a book of matches?
Grandma:I am not sure, I would have to look around.
Me:Ok, I will be right over to help you look.

Grandma: I looked all through this drawer and I can't find any.
Me:That's ok Grandma, don't worry about it.

Grandma:Why do you need matches? You don't smoke anymore.
Me:GRANDMA!! I NEED IT TO SMoke.........(voice trails off) marijuana

Grandma: WHAT?!?
Me thinking:Oh good, she didn't hear that I wanted to smoke pot,I was just getting frustrated is all...

Grandma:Oh!! Here's this long lighter we use to light the BBQ,could you use this to smoke your pot?
Me:Thanks Grandma.

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