Why does Democratic Underground need new refrigerators?

[rug]

What's wrong with the old ones?

[Boojatta]

1. One group of extremists was on one side of the refrigerators...

and another group of extremists was on the other side of the refrigerators. They were throwing insults at each other, but the refrigerators considered themselves to be the objects of the insults. The refrigerators were offended, and aren't cool anymore.

[rug]

5. Maybe I should have posed the question as a poll.

[3.14158675309]

2. Because folks like you won't chill out

:P

[rug]

3. Ah, I thought it was the icemakers.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Yowza. That was cold, dude.

[rug]

7. I think I'll start a flamewar over refrigerators.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Top freezer models? What are you? A total freeper?

Side by sides are where it's at, Hitler.


How was that?

[rug]

11. You're good.

[Boojatta]

12. Yes, flamewar.

It was a flamewar that created the need for new refrigerators! However, the flamewar didn't occur over or above the refrigerators. The refrigerators were between the flamewarriors. Why don't you believe me?

[Midlodemocrat]

14. This should probably be a poll.

[Boojatta]

16. When my donor status expires, I'll reveal...

the location of the secret "Click here to post a Poll" button if you promise to pay for my star.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Dude. I promise you, we all know that posting a poll is something you can do in your sleep.

[3.14158675309]

13. No, this is cold:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=safari&rls=en-us&ei=RzT2SdrMMoLwMuqxvK0P&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=minneapolis+weather&spell=1

And it's beautifully blazing hot everywhere else! :nuke:

[flvegan]

6. Stockpile beer for the pending swine flu GD pandemic.

[rug]

8. Well, yeah but what was all the rest of the beer stockpiled for?

[flvegan]

10. Daily rations.

[struggle4progress]

15. Because we'll need somewhere to hide the bodies. And there's no room

in the old refrigerators. Please figure it out, because I'm not going to explain it further. By the way, do you think you could help us cart the old refrigerators to the dump?

[jmowreader]

18. They're asking for new moderators

A moderator, as we all know, is a graphite rod pushed into a nuclear reactor to slow it down.

Considering how radioactive GD is on occasion, they're needed.