Hmmm. If I become a mod, the DUCK WILL GET FREED!!1!!

[madinmaryland]

:woohoo:

[Dr. Strange]

1. Yeah, but all references to 44-6 will be deleted.

I suspect you would rule with an iron hand.

[madinmaryland]

2. Yeap. But nothing about pevity!!

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

3. Pevity is the soul of wit.

Don't forget that!

[flvegan]

4. Tough to type with an iron hand, dingus.

[Dr. Strange]

5. If you're the ruler, you command your underlings to type for you.

gheesh! I read that your wife is a much more successful ruler than you.

[flvegan]

6. Uhh, Admin are the "rulers" and the Mods are the keepers of the kingdom.

You must be a mathematician since I have to spell it all out for you.

And yeah, being a kept man is fine, even if my Ferrari's tag says "idiot6"

[Dr. Strange]

7. Oh come on.

Surely you know that Skinner, Elad, and EarlG are mere figureheads. The power lies with the moderators.

I remember back during the sixties, the power totally resided with the posters; but the mods have gradually changed the rules so that they have all the power. Yeah, they've corrupted the system, but I have to admit that the Grovelbot graphics are cute.

[flvegan]

8. No, look...the mods still think that DU is an autonomous collective

but in reality, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major...

[struggle4progress]

9. We've heard empty promises about the duck before