I'm getting a pimple on the tip of my nose.

[LeftyFingerPop]

a PIMPLE.





































A FUCKING PIMPLE.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Better use a condom.

Don't want that swine flu crap.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I went one better...

I cut a golf ball in half, hollowed out one half, and duct taped it over my nose. I then smeared Crisco over the entire contraption. Ain't nothing getting through that shit.

[Dr. Strange]

3. Sweet.

Reminds me of my honeymoon.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. The Crisco?

[Dr. Strange]

5. I love the Crisco.

I call him, "Monte."

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. What a coincidence.

I have a friend named Michael Carlo. I call him Monte.

[Critters2]

6. And those snobs in GD say we don't discuss anything of substance

in the Lounge. :eyes:

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I feel bad enough already...

please do not refer to my pimple as "substantial".

[Dr. Strange]

10. You're taking it the wrong way.

It's substantial, meaning less than stantial. If the term superstantial were used, then it would be a grave insult.

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Well, she did say "substance"...

It hurts me to see "pimple" and "substance" in the same thread.

[Dr. Strange]

9. GD can kiss my well-criscoed hiney.

If they'll put down their Merlot long enough.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. Is Merlot another name for "rabid ferret"?

[Mojambo]

13. I've currently got two under my left eye.

One big one and a smaller satellite pimple in orbit.

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Pics?

[Mojambo]

15. I wonder if there is such a thing as an acne fetish?

You'd think so. There's one for basically everything else.

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Oh probably.

Personally, I like a few "flaws" in a person's appearance. Makes them seem more human to me.

[elshiva]

20. I've got pimples all over my face, honey.

:hug: :loveya: Thank you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. Oh Christ, if that is the worst thing you have...

then you're golden!

[elshiva]

24. Thank you, but, I have a lot of facial hair, too and I'm a woman.

There's a lot of weird physical things about me that are too embarrassing.

[LeftyFingerPop]

26. Elshiva...

I'm from an Italian family. My sisters had facial hair for a long time until they had it permanently removed.

I SHAVE my 90 year old mom at the nursing home...she's still stunningly beautiful.

Like my doctor told me...NOTHING on our bodies should be embarrassing, because anyone can get anything on their bodies. It is just nature's way.

[elshiva]

27. This one of the many reasons why I love you:

"Like my doctor told me...NOTHING on our bodies should be embarrassing, because anyone can get anything on their bodies. It is just nature's way."

Thank you, honey. :hug: :loveya:

[elshiva]

18. That would be interesting. It would not be the most disgusting fetish at all.

Have you ever heard of "Roman Showers?" The puke fetish?

[elshiva]

16. Are you going to pop it?

:hug: How are you doing otherwise? Also, please sit up straight and stop scratching down there, that should help.

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. I'm not going to pop it, but I am going to...

draw a circle around it with a green Sharpie.

I'm OK thank you Elshiva, how are you tonight? :hug:

[elshiva]

22. That's a good idea, hon. Bullseye.

I'm okay. I love your threads.

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. I love your threads too...

You make me smile.

[elshiva]

25. Awww... Honey...

:hug: You make me smile.

You make me laugh.

[Deep13]

28. Now all you need is a broom and a pointy hat. nt

[mainegreen]

29. You gotta name it. You can't kill what you can't name.

[raccoon]

30. My cat scratched my nose. I feel your pain. mostly emotional. nt