Midlodemocrat: ALL BARK AND NO BITE! She's like one of those little yappy dogs

[LynneSin]

annoying but sometimes cute!

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Wrong. More like all bite and no bark.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Like a pit bull?

[datasuspect]

10. with lipstick?

[Debi]

13. @ the packie?

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Yep

[flvegan]

3. Didn't she get bounced by middle school cafeteria security?

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Yup. Sure did.

[Dr. Strange]

8. Douche!

Bald Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouche.

[LeftyMom]

5. Does she pee in the house?

Her little annoying yappy dogs do that. They're sweet though.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. No they're not. They're annoying.

[Shell Beau]

7. Those little annoying dogs are the ones you have to watch out for.

They will bite the shit out of ya!! Just sayin'!

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Seriously, I got attacked by a Lhasa Apso

The dog went on to rip a kid's face open. Had it been a pit bull, it would have been in the news.

Personally, I find it far more newsworthy that a psychotic little dog ripped somebody's face open.

[Shell Beau]

11. The only dogs I have ever been bit by were little yappy ones.

Don't mess with a toy poodle! x(

[LynneSin]

12. You and Haruka are Losers!

At least it was a standard poodle that picked a fight on my kneecaps

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. I got bit by a German Shepherd once, but I don't count it as an attack

My sister and I were fighting and our dog picked sides.

[CreekDog]

21. i pretended to hit my step-grandmother and the dog growled at her

:rofl:

to be fair, she IS trouble. :evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

16. I'm not buying it.

She's got her war planes doing surveillance over my farm, every fucking day. And their shenanigans keep cutting into my phone signals when I'm talking to PiGuy.

She could ruin your life, LynneSin. Just sayin'.

[Dr. Strange]

17. She's also got surveillance pics of you...

in various compromising situations. Sweet pics. Pics that people pay a lot of money for. The kind of pics that you don't take home to mother. Pics that would melt...

What are we talking about again?

[BeachBaby]

18. So I guess my nekkid tanning on the deck will have to stop.

Well that just sucks. God, she's a pain in the ass.

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Major league pain in the ass. I hate her.

[BeachBaby]

20. !

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

22. was it something you said or something you did?

did your words not come out right?

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Both. She's almost the triple threat Justin TImberlake is.

[BeachBaby]

24. Nice post, Bret!

And I'm gonna have to kick your ass for implanting that earworm!!!! :spank: