Swine flu is a lie! Wake up people! THIS IS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

[ghostsofgiants]

Avoid heavily populated areas, stock up on non-perishables and weaponry. Remember to include melee weapons in your weaponry cache, such as baseball and cricket bats, or crow bars. And most importantly, listen to lots of Converge and other such bands to maintain intensity when battling the hoards.

[WildEyedLiberal]

1. We should totally get a squad together to investigate unscrupulous pharmaceutical corporations

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5561531

Can you say Umbrella? You bring the shotgun shells, I'll bring the gatling gun.

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[ghostsofgiants]

7. TZ, we have far more pressing issues...LIKE A ZOMBIE FUCKING APOCALYPSE!

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Zombpocalyse Now.

:bounce:

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Yes!

[Orrex]

9. In that case, you'd better read up on the latest findings

Zombology, baby!

[ghostsofgiants]

17. WANT.

[no name no slogan]

6. Well it's ABOUT FREAKING TIME!

Jeez, what took so long?

[texanwitch]

8. I am not afraid of any zombies.

I am a good shot and have lots of guns.

We have plenty of food.

[rcrush]

10. I've been saying this for years!

[ZombieNixon]

11. Compare your zombie contingency plan to others.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-your-zombie-contingency-plan-11-practical-strategies/

Will you be ready?

[Forkboy]

12. I don't need a zombie apocalypse to want to hear Converge.

Those fucking dudes rip!

Besides, I'm good. I have the Zombie Survival Guide handy. :)

[ghostsofgiants]

14. Rip they do.

And they are the perfect soundtrack to a zombie apocalypse.

[Kool Kitty]

13. According to the book, "World War Z",

zombies have trouble surviving in the extreme cold. I am now preparing to move north, or very far south. Perhaps McMurdo Base.

[sniffa]

15. Deleted subthread in a zombie thread?

:wtf:

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Someone made an Umbrella Corp crack and somoene else took it way too seriously.

[sniffa]

18. Someone defended the Umbrella Corp? On DU?

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

19. Not Umbrella specifically.

A link was posted to a thread about a real pharmaceutical company in GD or something and the post in this thread compared it to Umbrella, but the joke was lost on a responder.

[ghostsofgiants]

20. Kick for urgency.