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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 03:54 PM
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Ha! The Midlets are so screwed.
I just signed up for GPS locating services on their cell phones. Accurate to about 5 yards.

Their days of highjinks, shenanigans, tomfoolery and general miscreant like behavior are over.

:woohoo:

:woohoo:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 03:56 PM
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1. Now, to get the same service to YOUR phone.
The world will be a much safer place.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 03:58 PM
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2. I purposefully didn't put it on my phone or my blackberry.
:rofl:

Keep 'em guessing.

:rofl:

I think I'll put your phone on, though. Might be prudent.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 03:59 PM
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4. She's not the one who lives just accross the river from you though
Just sayin...:evilgrin:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 03:58 PM
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3. "Hey, let's leave our phones at Jenny's and go to the motel with those shifty dudes to do drugs!"
;-)
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 04:00 PM
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6. :SPRAY:
Brilliant. Just brilliant. :rofl:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 05:34 PM
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15. I'm not saying the Midlets will be the ones who do it, but sooner or later a story will crop up...
that will show evidence of some kids doing just that.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 05:35 PM
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16. The Midlets would totally be the ones to do it, they just love texting too much.
:rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 04:00 PM
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7. Are you kidding? The Midlets would sooner go without food
than go without their texting capabilities.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 07:33 PM
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20. Better yet, let's hide 'em behind some books at the library! nt
Edited on Wed Apr-29-09 07:33 PM by Critters2
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 08:11 PM
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22. HAHAHA!
Meanwhile at home "Wow, at the library at 3 AM on a Friday night. Our kids are so studious!"
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 03:59 PM
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5. Shielded cell phone covers to the Midlets for Giftmas. Got it.
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 04:09 PM
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9. foil potato chip bags work just as well
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 04:58 PM
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12. You?
Not helping.

My external hard drive arrived today. Thanks for the suggestion.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 04:08 PM
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8. those midgets can be a handful sometimes.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 04:09 PM
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10. Nice post, Alberto Gonzalez!
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 04:55 PM
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11. Why don't you put'em in room 101 while your at it, Hitler.
Edited on Wed Apr-29-09 04:59 PM by sasquatch
:P
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 04:58 PM
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13. you are a horrible, evil woman..
(can ya PM me the link for that service, I have two teenage female spawn, ya never know when that could come in handy :P )
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 05:03 PM
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14. Yeppers.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 07:13 PM
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17. Yeah, until they forward their cell phones to their pay-as-you-go phones
"Gee, the Midlets have been at the mall food court for 9 hours now..."




Of course, when YOU call they'll answer and lie lie lie lie lie...



Sorry to rain on your parade, but that's what I would do :-)
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 07:14 PM
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18. Oh, please. Do you think I would give those troublemakers money?
I'm not a total idiot.

Plus, it includes Google Maps. It's teh awesome.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 07:31 PM
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19. You watch...
One day you'll be down at the local animal shelter... ripping the duct tape holding the phones to the collars of a couple of stray dogs!

:evilgrin:
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-29-09 07:33 PM
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21. My parents would've soooo done this to me back in the day
if it had been possible.

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