My neighbors had a big fight right below my bedroom window last night, and it pissed me off for

[Bunny]

two reasons:

1. Kept me from sleeping
2. Provided no details as to the nature of the problem(s)

For fifteen minutes they simply (and loudly) repeated various combinations of this:

"I'm sick of your shit"
"No, I'm sick of YOUR shit"
"Well you're an asshole"
"No, YOU'RE an asshole"
"Fuck you"
"No, fuck YOU"
:eyes:

I started to get pretty irritated with both of them. If you're going to make me listen to your blowout, at least give me something to chew on. Be descriptive. Lady - exactly why is your man an asshole? What does he do that qualifies for asshole status? Dude - if you're sick of your lady's 'shit', can you at least describe what this shit consists of?

Be neighborly and give me something to work with, would ya?

[surrealAmerican]

1. So, if they're going to keep you up ...

... they have an obligation to be entertaining? You could send them a note, so that they will know this for next time.

[MineralMan]

2. A couple in a hotel room adjacent to mine one night

did numerous loud repetitions of:

"Shut the fuck up!"
"No, you shut the fuck up!"

After half an hour or so, I think they both passed out, since it got quiet.

[hvn_nbr_2]

4. They both suddenly had a moment of clarity, and both shut the fuck up. nt

[mainegreen]

3. The best argument I overheard was a doozie.

Heard some yelling from the street corner and stuck my head out. One woman was yelling at this guy, calling him two timing something or other, telling him he didn't care about her or the kids, etc, etc. Another woman was standing next to the first woman, hands on hips, arms akimbo. Both were glaring at him. He was claiming 'aw honey, you know I always go down to on Thursdays with the guys'. His wife/gf/whatever however loudly declared that she knew better, because he was making plans to have relations with the woman beside her. He still denied, denied. Turns out however, that when he called the other woman, the other woman had conference called in the wife/gf/whatever so she could overhear the whole thing! Shazam!

What fun that was listening to the two woman roast his twisting carcass over a hot flame.

:D

[rcrush]

5. I listened to my neighbors wife yell at him for not putting up christmas decorations right.

"Hang it straight!"
"You are so stupid!"
"Why cant you do anything right!"
"No put the lights there! Dammit! You stupid!"


lol marriage sounds like fun.

[MrScorpio]

6. The answer is simple

It was foreplay

[DS1]

7. pee off the balcony

or out the window, in this case