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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 02:51 PM Original message |
My wife picked up a disgusting parasite--please advise! |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
1. Resistance is futile. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 02:53 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I don't like you anymore |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 02:58 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. Well I am only a chatbox anyway. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 03:05 PM Response to Reply #8 |
17. You don't have to convince me |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 06:16 PM Response to Reply #1 |
49. Resistance is feline |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
3. Congratulations! You now have a beautiful new member of your family. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 02:57 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. Right now, I refer to it as 'your shameless whore' |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
4. Its a bird killer! Get rid of the monster! :P |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 02:58 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. One of our beasts passed away in November |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 03:00 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Sorry about your other cat...but knowing the feline mind |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 03:05 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. So far, the only thing that the current cat likes is bleach-soaked rags |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 11:31 PM Response to Reply #9 |
56. Well, obviously you were in need of a ridiculous orange paperweight. |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 02:56 PM Response to Original message |
5. It's saying, "Hello, Dad." |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 03:00 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. Sleeping arrangements have been as follows: |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 06:24 AM Response to Reply #11 |
63. You realise this is subject to change without notice. |
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MorningGlow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 02:56 PM Response to Original message |
6. Gasp! Pretty! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 03:02 PM Response to Reply #6 |
13. The universe sent this thing to bedevil my existence |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
12. Watch out! If they don't mesmerize you with their eyes, they'll take drastic measures: |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 03:03 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Well you're no help |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 03:05 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Don't blame me, blame Weird Harold. It's his tummy. |
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Liberal_in_LA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 03:35 PM Response to Reply #12 |
20. Like those hardwood floors... and the kitty is cute also |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:03 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Floors are Virginia Yellow Pine. Kitty is Mau/Oriental mix named Weird Harold. |
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Lorien (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:27 AM Response to Reply #12 |
60. Kitty bellies! |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 07:27 AM Response to Reply #60 |
66. The cleanliness is my doing. I have severe allergies to dust and dander, |
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JitterbugPerfume (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
18. awwww! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 03:13 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. I'd swear that he knew I was taking his picture |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
22. You must bow down and worship a kitty like that. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:28 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. He's a neighborhood stray |
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Duer 157099 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
23. I take it you haven't seen the thread about God being missing |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:30 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. Well, I saw him throw up in the neighbor's yard about four days ago |
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My Good Babushka (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
24. I do not have a parasite! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:29 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Pay no attention to that woman behind the keyboard |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:33 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Meanwhile the poor thing |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:36 PM Response to Reply #28 |
32. TZ speaks the truth |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:48 PM Response to Reply #24 |
33. You do have a parasite ... His name is "Orrex." |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 05:16 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. You shut up! Shut the hell up! |
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LibertyLover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 12:05 PM Response to Reply #36 |
70. Just give in now - it will go easier with you in the end. |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 05:47 PM Response to Reply #24 |
42. Around here, we ask, he says no and we do it anyway. |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
29. You're on your own on this one |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 05:16 PM Response to Reply #29 |
37. This is the last time I come to the Lounge for support. |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
30. You have been chosen. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 05:18 PM Response to Reply #30 |
39. There was a time when I had control over my life |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 10:08 PM Response to Reply #39 |
50. Once you recognise it is an illusion, you've taken a giant step |
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LNM (538 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
31. That cat is going to be all over you. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 04:49 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. That's a good policy when it comes to kitties. Ignore husband/father opinion |
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LNM (538 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 06:05 PM Response to Reply #34 |
45. I don't do it for anything else |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 05:17 PM Response to Reply #31 |
38. I know, I know. |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
35. Your family has been adopted. You have no choice now. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 05:19 PM Response to Reply #35 |
40. Here's a shot of our last orange cat |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 05:43 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. awww cute. Looks like he had a good time |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
43. Cats are a great way to enjoy having a box of shit in your house. nt |
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DeepBlueC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 10:29 PM Response to Reply #43 |
51. you speak the truth! |
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Sultana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 05:57 PM Response to Original message |
44. Cute Kitty |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
46. She hasn't heard of the Kitteh Flu? |
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latebloomer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
47. Aw! |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
48. Dude, don't make her choose - you will loose n/t |
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DeepBlueC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
52. no one with a heart could say "no" to that face |
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DeepBlueC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
53. is the cat inside yet? |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 11:40 PM Response to Reply #53 |
57. For that answer... |
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texanwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
54. Congrats on the new cat. |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
55. I thought you were going to say she's pregnant! |
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crimsonblue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 12:31 AM Response to Original message |
58. You should skin it to be sure it isn't an evil robot |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 12:33 AM Response to Original message |
59. It's a conspiracy! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 07:18 AM Response to Reply #59 |
65. Every damn cat in the neighborhood is coming around to our house now |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 04:49 PM Response to Reply #65 |
72. Those big orange cats |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:29 AM Response to Original message |
61. Ok, I can caption that pic for you. |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:52 AM Response to Original message |
62. Run, Orrex, run. |
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AirmensMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 06:28 AM Response to Original message |
64. Whatever you do, |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
67. Well, until I saw the picture |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
68. OMG that is the cutest parasite I've ever seen |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
69. Looks very much like my Pretzel, and if he's even half as sweet you have just been blessed. |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
71. Oh, thank goodness. |
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