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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:04 AM
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I guess I better start looking for an infant to steal to shut you people up.
Because, I am not pregnant, nor will I be pregnant ever again. I figured out what caused it and put an end to that behavior a while back.

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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:06 AM
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1. You killed all the storks in Virginia?
Why, Midlo, why?

:cry:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:07 AM
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2. They shit on my lawn.
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:08 AM
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5. No, no, she dug up the cabbage patch.
Oh, the poor little cabbage patch babies. They've been Midloborted!

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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:08 AM
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6. Midloborted!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:07 AM
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3. Short Pump is a good place to troll for babies -- Maggiano's or Barnes & Noble
Or... maybe the Williams Sonoma store.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:07 AM
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4. Oh great.
I guess its time to get the National Guard out to patrol Maryland's borders to keep wandering Midlo's OUT...:rofl:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:11 AM
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7. "put an end to that behavior"
:rofl:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:37 AM
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8. Then it is TRUE, that you are going to be a GRANDMOTHER!!!!
Congratulations!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:43 AM
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9. You honestly think that Grand Theft Behbeh will shut me up?
Underestimation. You haz it for me.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:44 AM
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10. Hurry up, it's already time to kick it out the house
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