The Granny Numbnuts of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"And so I say, if we privatize the State Department then we can pay Halliburton or somebody to pay all the ambassadors from other countries to stay at home where they belong and like in out-sourcing they can work for us by sending in one-page memos and stuff. I know Karl and Dick and Scooter even laughed at this idea, but I think maybe they just can't think out of the box like me. I get claustrophobic in small places, so I always like to think big, like under the blue skies. Think of the money we'd save just on the Marines since we won't need embassies and stuff. Geez. It's absolutely the best idea I've ever had."

[cosmicdot]

1. I'm George W. President, and I find it shockerating

that I'd be called a liar and a crook ... it's just erogenous ...

[myomy]

2. Where'n da hell is the Teleprompter? I don't know what to say here.

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