Is a dozen prawns too much to have?

[Xipe Totec]

How many prawns before you should check into Weight Watchers?

[rcrush]

1. A terrabyte.

[Xipe Totec]

6. You tear a byte?

Half a prawn?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. There's no such thing as eating too many prawns

Unless you're me, and the bastards decide to give you an allergic reaction, like they did last year.

DAMN YOU PRAWNS! You taste so good, why must you try to kill me?!?!

[Xipe Totec]

3. You are in the prongs of a dilemma

To eat, or not to eat: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The hives and itches of outrageous allergies,
Or to take a shot or cortisone against such seafood troubles...

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. Do what my girlfriend does -

and she's not even remotely suicidal, just loves her shellfish.

Load up on antihistamines (Benadryl is her choice), and have at it.

She's still alive. So far .........................

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. That depends upon what kind of chress board you are playing.

[Xipe Totec]

7. This kind

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. A dozen prawns would be too much on that chress board.

[Xipe Totec]

10. Well, I could eat four and use the tails as little hats

for the king, queen, and bishops.

Or we could play this one:

[cwydro]

9. You cannot have too many prawns

or too much garlic.:9

[Moondog]

11. It isn't the prawns; it's what you have with them.

[Xipe Totec]

12. You mean the bacon strips wrapped around the prawns?

Those are just there to protect the prawn from the flames.

And there's no point in wasting good bacon, is there?

[Moondog]

16. Ooh, bacon wrapped prawns on the grill. Nice.

Nah, I meant nasty stuff like rice, or heavy sauces - the stuff that packs on the calories.

[Xipe Totec]

19. KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce

with a couple of chipotle perppers dropped in for spice, and tossed in a blender.

Brushed gently over the bacon....

[Moondog]

21. See, now that's not heavy.

KC Masterpiece and chipotles are health foods. Yeah, that's the ticket. All the essential vitamins and nutrients . . . .

[baldguy]

13. Not if you're trying to field a footbal team.

But how do you get them into those little helmets?

[rockymountaindem]

14. The ocean called

They're running out of prawns.

[Xipe Totec]

15. ALL YOUR PRAWNS ARE BELONG TO US!

[elleng]

17. Depends on their size,

and YOURS!

[Xipe Totec]

18. It's not the size, it's how you use them!

:evilgrin:

[Forkboy]

20. It is to the prawns.

[Xipe Totec]

22. They are just prawns in the game of life... n/t