Today, I saw some guy cleaning out his ear with his car key.

[LeftyFingerPop]

The last time I tried that, there was so much gunk on the key that it would no longer fit into the ignition.

So, I had to buy a new car.

I bought the car without seeing it first.

I just called the dealership and had the salesman rev the engine over the phone.

I could tell that it was a good car just by the sound. My hearing was really really good.

[dugaresa]

1. perhaps it is a good thing you pump gas with lit cigarettes

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. What kind of idiot would do that?

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. You still cutting your brake lines so you don't wear out your brakes?

I've been doing that since you mentioned it, and I haven't had to replace a brake pad yet!

Had a fair amount of damage to the front end, but I'm sure it's unrelated.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Yes I am, but I am going to have to stop because...

it aggravates the hell out of my sciatica when the brake pedal goes all the way to the floor.

[Mojambo]

5. Well, we are a tool using species... n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Yes, but everyone knows you are supposed to use a 16d galvanized nail.

[insanity]

7. You saw that?

I was sure no one was watching.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I tried to be respectful and look away.