To the administrators -- how about dropping the EVOO ads?

[LostinVA]

Starbucks Anarchist is getting jealous.

[Dr. Strange]

1. There are people that find Starbucks Anarchist offensive.

He keeps changing his snail mail address.

[TZ]

2. What about those that think his name is really

Starbucks Antichrist...:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

3. Hmmm...

that may explain why he never gets my letters.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

33. The fires of Hell keep burning them up on contact.

[LostinVA]

4. I find your use of "offensive" offensive

ALERTING!

[Dr. Strange]

5. Your use of all caps is intimidating.

I notified the moderators. And then I got a message from Danger Mouse saying, "Don't annoy us further, we have our work to do."

So, if I were you, I'd be scared.

[LostinVA]

6. Your sig line is a callout of other DUers

I just PMed Skinner about it, and he said,"No sex threads."

YOU ARE IN TROOOOOOUBLE, Mister.

[Dr. Strange]

9. Technically, my sigline does appear to be a callout.

But in my defense, CreekDog, flvegan, motely36, and jobycom have been known to disparage the music of Rush. So clearly, they're poopyheads, and the callout rule doesn't apply.

Also, the "No sex threads" rule is a myth, much like the yeti and the Pythagorean theorem.

[TZ]

10. the Pythagorean theorem is a myth?!

I KNEW IT. You and your imaginary numbers just make stuff up in math all the time....:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. +1

Megan is a hugh poopyhead.

[LostinVA]

15. I just snailmailed Flvegan asking if this is true

I hope LeftyMom gave me the correct address.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. I have the vegan one's address. We should carpet bomb him.

[LostinVA]

21. I really have it, too

[Midlodemocrat]

22. So what are we waiting for? We could Shock and Awe him

and be done with his pregnancy rumors.

:eyes:

[LostinVA]

24. A serious, personal question

Does he make enough money for the child support?

[Midlodemocrat]

25. I believe so. But the life insurance is what I'm counting on.

[LostinVA]

26. Good plan!

[CreekDog]

28. yeah but your plan for collecting is covered by an exception

in the policy. :hide:

[LeftyMom]

36. That's MY money, OctoMidlo.

[CreekDog]

27. I should display signatures

:eyes:

[Fleshdancer]

29. ROFL!

:rofl:

Well played Dr. Strange. Well played.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. I am offended that Starbucks Anarchist is jealous.

It is just wrong.

[LostinVA]

12. What do you expect of a man who's in love with Rachael Ray???

[Midlodemocrat]

14. It's upsetting. He could be in love with me.

[LostinVA]

17. He IS attracted to crazy women who talk alot

[Midlodemocrat]

18. WooHoo!!!!!!

Bitch.

[LostinVA]

19. He can be your cabana boy

You're a bigger one.

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Thank you very much, FReeper.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

32. Lay off the boxed wine and we'll talk.

[Midlodemocrat]

35. DIdn't you see the pic, FReeper. I don't do boxed.

:rofl:

[TZ]

8. I want to snail mail this to a friend who likes EVOO....

OOPS....:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

13. Yummo!

That's delish!

:D

[Dr. Strange]

20. Except that it should read...

"To the administrators -- how about dripping the EVOO ads?"

It sounds sexier and ever so Rachel Ray-diant.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

30. It tastes great with snails.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

31. Blasphemer!

:mad:

[LostinVA]

34. uh oh

[jobycom]

37. They are offensive to virgins.

Especially extra virgins.

[jeff30997]

38. You pev !

Those extra virgins are only 14 !1!! :P

[jobycom]

39. Hey, I didn't make those ads!