I need suggestions for ways to keep the But Tutcher from turning

[mcctatas]

toward the dark side during his summer vacation! I heard maniacal giggling from the living room and peeked around the corner to see him with the new kitten trapped under a laundry basket and was appproaching the danger zone with a flashlight and a Q-tip! :scared:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Send him here.

[CreekDog]

4. you don't like cats do you?

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

6. So he can learn to be a fully developed evil genius?

:D

[mcctatas]

7. Midlo just wants him in her arsenal for the next time she decides

to have a land war in Asia

[sasquatch]

9. Or to have me killed

[CreekDog]

2. think of how proud you will be someday

when your son is a well-paid proctologist. :think:

[Moondog]

3. I have an old college bud who became a proctologist.

His nickname these days is "Squint".

[mcctatas]

5. well on the bright side...

at least he learned from his first foray into feline proctology, this time he trapped the patient first thereby rendering the poor thing defenseless! Plus he remembered that proper lighting is key to any medical exam :P

[marzipanni]

11. There was a doctor in the Boston phone book years ago

His name was Dr. Rectanus, and I wondered if he was a proctologist.

[jobycom]

8. At least it was a Q-Tip. Could have been a straw.

Ask Richard Gere about tubing and such.

[DeepBlueC]

10. give him his first prostate exam...

lesson in empathy. Not you personally of course; consult a professional. ;)

[jeff30997]

12. For maximum traumatic effect I know the perfect professional for the job:

:scared:

[DeepBlueC]

13. yesssss

Good thing I'm not a mom.

[jeff30997]

14. Good thing...

you're not the patient of that freak ! :rofl: