CNN BREAKING: President Obama signs new legislation outlawing the words "hiney" and "bum"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Washington DC - President Barack Obama signed legislation outlawing the word "hiney" earlier today.

In his public statement, he said "From now on, you can call it an ASS, or junk in the TRUNK, or BOOTY, or a BUTT, or a GLUTEUS MAXIMUS, but rest assured...call it a HINEY or a BUM and you are OFF TO JAIL."

Senator Joe Lieberman (Undeclared-CT) called the legislation "an affront against every decent, hard-working American who LOVES the TAIL."

In response, the White House issued the following statement: "We have legislation on the way to President Obama outlawing the word "tail" (in reference to human buttocks) and we look forward to seeing Senator Lieberman behind bars."

In response, Senator Leiberman issued the following statement: "I meant BUTT. B...U...T...T..., BUTT. God Bless America."

More: cnn.com/ASS/update

[NightWatcher]

1. what about "caboose" and "rump"?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. Hard time. Chain gang. Fine print in the bill.

:rofl: