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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 08:00 AM
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I stink too much
I need some advice on how to quit stinking.
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 08:54 AM
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1. You *could* try bathing, for one....
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 09:01 AM
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2. pfft
bathing is for wimps...

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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 10:04 AM
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5. ooooh - you can smell like all those junior high
boys that play b'ball at little MB's school :rofl:

Actually, some of the body washes don't smell that bad.....




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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 09:03 AM
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3. I have a friend.....
who thinks THIS works:




It does NOT.

:rofl:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 09:47 AM
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4. Birds and small rodents take dust baths, and they don't smell too bad
Just strip down and go roll around in the driest dirt you can find...
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 01:45 PM
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6. Too bad Rodan can't make a statue of you. nt
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 01:51 PM
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7. I stink, therefor I am
embrace your stink -- revel in your stink.

To stink is human.
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