Damn leprechauns. We just had the guy out to spray for them.

[arbusto_baboso]

I guess it's true that they're like cockroaches; once you have them, they're impossible to get rid of permanently.

[MineralMan]

1. Don't kill them! They make interesting and amusing

household servants. You just have to take their gold hostage.

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Pfft. If I could find their gold I'd use it to pay for the exterminator to come back out.

Poetic freakin' justice!

[MineralMan]

3. Silly. You just waterboard them. They 'fess up PDQ.

[arbusto_baboso]

4. I have a principled objection to waterboarding.

It's just wrong. However, mob style execution is something I'm perfectly okay doing to the little buggers.

[mix]

5. it sucks when they die in the walls n/t

[arbusto_baboso]

6. And it's really bad when they steal the dog's food.

They seem partial to Mighty Dog for some reason. But then they have to go and wash it all down with MY beer! For that alone they must DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!

[Mr. Ected]

7. Here's A Helpful Hint:

A little DDT, and dropping the phrase "Potato Famine" in conversation seems to always do the trick.

[arbusto_baboso]

8. Would saying, "We're out of whiskey" work, too?